Collective Gooning

Humans are inherently social, whether you like interacting with others or merely knowing that they exists, its rare that a person will reject a choice between absolute solitude and the existence of other humans persuming that they aren't entirely malicious. This is why humans have a tendency to be affected by crowds. That's why oil prices rises even if not everyone is directly impacted, its the collective predictions of people, or what about religion, there has to be some religion that you don't believe in and think that they are absolutely absurd yet a lot of them have an overwhelming amount of people believing in a very specific set of rules. My point is, humans can, for the lack of a better word, channel emotions towards eachother in a complementery way. And this leads to my main point, what if we collectively goon or even have sex? Think about it, we goon, sure, but most would prefer to have sex with others even if its completely virtual. That's also why even though ACG is clearly objectively superior to real life, people still have sex. Now I know that most people would prefer having any sexual activity privately, but you can't convince me that if we have thousands of people gooning with the same rhythm in front of the Eiffel Tower you wouldn't atleast be a bit sexually charged. Even if you aren't attracted to them, the fact of thousands of people doing something so private so publically, will make you feel like joining. This is like how social disorder spreads, and conversely how totalitarianism controls. The masses makes the act of gooning almost ritualistic, religious even, to the point where it is so absurd that it actually loops back into becoming sexual. This is why it is mandatory for our government to provide opportunities for collective gooning, it strengthens national unity, provides opportunity for couples to form to solve the aging population, and most importantly its fucking erotic. And this is why, we should all goon collectively.