I HATE motherfuckers who hoard our women.
Do you know how fucking GREEDY you have to be to have sex with TWO women at the same time?
Like… save some pussy for the rest of us, bro.
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Regular dudes out here are lucky to get a single like on Hinge in six months.
Actual Chads are refreshing Bumble for 45 minutes straight just to land one mid coffee date that goes nowhere.
And meanwhile, here you are RAW-DOGGING a whole threesome like it’s just a regular Tuesday night.
Two whole women. At once. Touching you. Moaning for you.
You absolute fucking consumer of resources. You walking war crime against the male loneliness epidemic. You inconsiderate FUCKBRAIN.
I hope your dick falls off from overuse, you greedy, two-at-a-time-having, hoarding motherfucker.
Leave some for the rest of society, you FUCKING BEDROOM CAPITALIST SCUM.
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