We need to make this country great again!
More power, and I mean great economic power. The greatest power, my friend, a great friend, said I needed more power. more pace, and I mean the greatest pace, greater than the great Usain Bolt, I said it, the great Usain Bolt
More money, and I mean a lot of money, the greatest money. You know, Obama said I wouldn't have enough money, but look where I am now, I am the greatest at money. more taste, and I mean… the greatest taste of the greatest food the great mar-a-lago has to offer, I said it, the great mar-a-lago
More sex, and I mean the greatest sex, UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH *hip thrusts with arms close to sides pointing up* Grab them by the pussy, the great pussy, I said it, the greatest pussy. My daughter is a great piece of meat- *he fell asleep as he shat his pants*
Etiketler:
Benzer İçerikler
yall can NOT be serious rn that is literally just A BURGER.
yall can NOT be serious rn that is literally just A BURGER. IT IS A BURGER. SHE IS FUCKING A FUCKING BURGER. like i can see the whole ideal of "bwoah lemme get deepthroated by a futa" but li...
INFINITE TURD
Today I am beginning my project dubbed "INFINITE TURD" I start by slowly & consistently consuming 1 saltine cracker every 26 seconds followed by 2oz of warm tap-water with a pinch of d...
An incisive review of Reacher, the TV show.
I just finished watching all 8 episodes of Reacher. It's a fine show, but I'm saddened by the fact that he takes off his clothes 5 times, by my count, but we don't see him hang dong. Not e...
Congrats! You’ve won the lottery!
Congratulations! You just won millions of dollars in the lottery! That's great. Now you're fucked. No really. You are. You're fucked. If you just want to skip the biographical tales o...
god why is my sister SO LOUD
my sister masturbates but its too loud I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. ...
If I had the ability to stop time, I would become a porn sta...
Why, you ask? Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break. Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on he...
The Golden Cube is not just an object
The Golden Cube is not just an object, it is the only thing that truly matters and I don’t care what anyone says, I would stare at it for hours and still not be done admiring it, the shine is perfec...
Turd
Some people say that people doesn't have unconventional tastes, but my story is when I was 9 years old, and I challenged myself to eat dog turd with mustard in the front of a Kmart. Infact I didn&...
Guy Fawkes, the Epic Fail Guy.
It’s honestly crazy how the mass population, especially Americans, believe that mask is just the stereotypical “hacker mask.” That mask is the face of Guy Fawkes, a Catholic, English revolutiona...
I really hate the Dodgers
I really hate the dodgers There’s nothing in life i hate more but no other server will let me say that The dodgers represent people leaving other places for money, just like my dad did, and there...