I shall feel ECSTATIC!!!
When I r word you I shall feel ecstatic. I will break into your home and teach you to whom you belong. First, I shall educate you by eliminating your pesky family with a firearm. Then, your precious pet will be gone from existence. How dare you have the audacity to put anything before me. When you belong to me. I possess every inch of your being for the remainder of eternity. Third, I shall be filled with utter glee as I tear your garments to shreds. Finally, after I had my way with you, I will show you what remains of your love ones, and then, I will force my dog on you as well, whilst I taunt you with your late relatives. At last, you have no one but me, for you are bound to my eternally.
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