Shattered Pixel Dungeon

I don't play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. Shattered Pixel Dungeon plays me. Shattered Pixel Dungeon is not a fun game at all, no. If you guys thought so, well, you better go back to playing your stupid games. Shattered Pixel Dungeon is not a game. It's a state of life. It's drugs.

As soon as I pick up my phone, my muscle memory forces me to open that app. Shattered Pixel Dungeon sucks. It's a disgusting "game". And I like it. Or rather, Shattered Pixel Dungeon itself makes me believe that I'm fine with it. And I'm fine with it. As soon as I start playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon, I realize that maybe I should have never installed it. Or maybe I should have just stuck to online multiplayer games. Death after death after death…All this makes me realize that I'm wrong. I should never tapped on that green treasure chest. 6 challenge win, for what? An addiction?~~ Fuck yeah! ~~ No thanks!