shoegaze is the hot new music in the streets

shoegaze is the hot new music in the streets. everyone loves it, it is awesome music that everybody can enjoy.

i am an uber driver and yesterday i picked up this girl that looked almost exactly like famous rapper Sexyy Red. i'm not stereotyping at all nor do i think all urban black women look the same, they could've legit been twins. anyways, i was listening to Narrow Heads Satisfaction album (you guys can argue amongst yourselves if it's trve gaze or not, it's adjacent at the very least). a couple minutes of the ride went by and 'Cool In Motion' seemed to get her attention. she excitedly asked "i like this, what's this?". i told her it was a band named Narrow Head, and she asked to see my phone so she could see the song name. i saw her heart the song on Soundcloud on her phone, and i told her she should save the whole album. she did, and said she was gonna listen to it when she got home and smoked. "this is some chill, high type of rock music. i never heard rock music like this before", as she put it. i agreed and told her about shoegaze, and how it's some of the best weed music. she was genuinely interested and wanted more similar bands. we actually ended up just parking in front of her apartment, smoking in my car and talking about/listening to shoegaze. of course i showed her some fav songs from MBVs Loveless, and let her know it's an essential listen for the genre. i played her "When You Sleep" and something happened.

we were both really high and we just looked in eachothers eyes and laughed. "you're cute". "you're pretty", we exchanged. she licked her lips and kissed me, soon adding tongue into the equation. after a couple minutes of this butterflies-in-stomach inducing makeout session, we ended up in the backseat. we didn't have sex, i was admittedly too nervous. i did however passionately eat her out for about 20 minutes with Loveless blaring. it was surreal and beautiful. i held her shaky hand tightly while i devoured her and felt an extremely strong spiritual connection that nearly brought tears to both our eyes. she tasted like strawberries. i told her to turn around and without getting too graphic, let's just say i had dessert. even this hole was sweet.

she kissed me again before getting her PINK brand panties and True Religion jeans back on, and we exchanged numbers before she got out the car. i waved bye to her with a smile when she got to her apartment building and she returned the gesture before entering her building. i kind of just sat there and giggled to myself out of sheer euphoria for a couple minutes, with Loveless still playing and boosting my otherworldy feelings. i think i love her. i think i love life. i definitely love shoegaze. shoegaze is the hot new music in the streets.