I can prove that Skyrim Mammoth Cheese is actually Smegma

I can prove beyond all doubt that Skyrim's mammoth cheese is actually smegma.

I've seen pictures of horse smegma. It looks almost exactly like mammoth cheese (see comparative pic). Elephants have big penises. Mammoths would also have big penises. Wild animals can't wash their penises. Combined with the fact that mammoths are really hairy, this means that Skyrim mammoths definitely have lots of smegma built up in their dicks.

And funnily enough, mammoth smegma probably tastes better than you'd think. I've heard that smegma tastes like strong cheese and fermented fish sauce due to the bacteria in it. It's probably gross, but I've also noticed a fishy/musky-piss smell to my foreskin (I fap and clean too often for any smegma to build up though). It's probably not completely unbearable, especially by Nord and Giant standards. You could probably add small amounts to salad or eat it on crackers with strong vegetables, like onions (think surstromming).

Mammoth smegma can't hold a candle to indricothere smegma when it comes to quantity though. Horses have huge cocks, and indricotheres were related to horses and rhinos. It's reasonable to assume that indricotheres had massive horsecocks. Since indricotheres are a contender for the largest land mammals ever, they probably had lots of smegma. Enough for a family feast.

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