I..I don’t think we needed such info but thanks….
I was actively jorking my peanots while writing the title so that caused the spelling mistake
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This is hilarious. I just had this exchange with my mom and she said I don’t have a boyfriend, which is not true at all. She also said she can’t masturbate if I don’t want to get pregnant.
It was all fine and nothing serious happened. I told her the situation and she said she would love to have sex with me.
Well, I said that’s not happening. I said “oh, please please” and she said “it’s not happening” because I don’t want to get pregnant.
She said “well then, I’m going to get pregnant, and you’re going to get pregnant, and neither of us are going to be able to orgasm from the same position at the same time” and I said “fine” and she said “okay, and she started playing with my tits through my shirt and said “I love the way you like them, so much better than I do”.