You little incels have no idea what is real manhood
You little incels have no idea what is real manhood, testosterone and a full beard, you think it’s all the people out there fighting wars, working on oil rigs, living off the land… that is kids play, it’s nothing, real man support their wife’s and their wife’s son, real man hold theirs wife’s hands during the bull coitus, I’m not afraid like a little scary boy when my wife is having a BBC party, I support her and all the gentlemen in her. That is trust, that is strength, that is how a real man works.
Good luck basement dwellers incels, I know deep down, you want to be in my shoes. Too bad, because I get to fuck a perfectly cum lubed pussy while you have to watch your hentais and dream about it.
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Holy shit this will be used by me alot, thanks.
holy cuck
Holy cuck
the best part is you can make fun of him, but real or not he’s still way happier than the average incel
Incels are stupid asf
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