Would Kurt Cobain (or any of the other Nirvana members) get mad if I accidentally jizzed on one of their albums?
So let's say, hypothetically, I was listening to Nirvana's MTV Unplugged while jacking off. And I accidentally got a bit of my cum on the vinyl sleeve for the record. I'm relieved that it wasn't on the actual vinyl itself, but it sucks that now the vinyl sleeve is ruined. Hypothetically, of course
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Unironically I feel like Kurt Cobain would jack off on it with you
Mind blowing
it’s accidental they’d understand nothing to worry about mate.