Would Kurt Cobain (or any of the other Nirvana members) get mad if I accidentally jizzed on one of their albums?
So let's say, hypothetically, I was listening to Nirvana's MTV Unplugged while jacking off. And I accidentally got a bit of my cum on the vinyl sleeve for the record. I'm relieved that it wasn't on the actual vinyl itself, but it sucks that now the vinyl sleeve is ruined. Hypothetically, of course
Etiketler:
Benzer İçerikler
Self inflicted symptoms of autism from drug use
This may sound like a troll post but it's not. When I would get high by myself, no matter the drug, I used to find it satisfying and almost fun to make autistic sounds voluntarily, like random g...
I took 2 adderal and I might have discovered how the univers...
I took 2 adderal to make a long car ride and I think I might have discovered how the universe works. I know this sounds bizarre but hear me out and read for an amazing philosophy. I want to start off ...
Spoem
Don’t nobody mess with my Spamton ‘do Or I’m gonna beat the shit out of you Do not fucking mess with my Spamton style I will break your teeth I will wipe out your smile Get yer dirty mitts o...
Dishonorable
To: Ea-nasir Copper Supplier From: Nanni Subject: UNACCEPTABLE order #34578 and atrocious customer service To whom it may concern at Ea-nasir, I am writing to express my extreme disappointment wit...
IQ and Visual Novel preferences?
My low-IQ girlfriend and I like to read VNs on Thursdays and Fridays (she works part-time as a full-service waitress). However, I've noticed that she only wants to watch what I call, "dumb pe...
Writing without common marks is not art. It’s a parlor tri...
Writing is art. A calling. But many folks ruin it. Such groups want a difficult path. A harsh road. Such authors want to show off. A typist might say, "I will not adopt that symbol." Which s...
Snoop Dogg, exactly who we thought he became
Edit die to crip/red comment Please forgive my rant. Like many of us, a number of my Spotify playlists have gotten fucked up as I try to steer clear of those people who I genuinely don’t want to b...
4 inches of dominance wasn't enough
No, no, no, no, no! You listen up alright. I've been shot multiple times, I've been set on fire, I've been plowed from behind by a EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BEING, I've been heartbroken. I kno...
Coughing or sneezing while being hard is dangerous.
This is something that happens to me sometimes and I have decided to exercise caution, I curve up as well so as soon as I do the mentioned above i feel quite a bit of pain as it shakes around. If you ...
Milk
Holy crap. wow. i had a boyfriend who used to come in all my food: in the mousse, the beans, the lasagna… anytime i wanted to eat something, there he was, stuffing it with his milk. i absolutely lov...
3 Yorum
Yorum Yaz Yanıtı iptal et
Yorum yapabilmek için oturum açmalısınız.
Unironically I feel like Kurt Cobain would jack off on it with you
Mind blowing
it’s accidental they’d understand nothing to worry about mate.