The thing I fear the most in case of an apocalypse
It is testicular torsion. The title is exaggarated obviously but it is a legitimate fear of mine.
Okay there might be a lot worse health complications in case an appcalypse happens. The thing is, it'd be sad but I'd accept that I'm dying if one of those happened to me. Like you'd know you have a heart disease, it's just bad luck. But if testicular torsion happens? That shit can be fixable. It hurts but it is fixable. But sometimes the "rotating it by hand" method doesn't work, then what? If you don't treat it you'll die. If you treat it (basically cutting it open) you'll also probably die from infections and it will be painful as hell, probably one of the most painful things you can experience. A ball hit my balls earlier this year and I'm not exaggerating it was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced and I'm not a stranger to hospitals. I crawled on the ground like 5 minutes.
I genuinely would rather die than experiencing testicular torsion in a scenario like that.
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YOU ACTUAL DUNCE, DO YOU THINK OF ME AS A FOOL? DO YOU THINK THAT I AM SUCH AN INFANTILE IDIOT THAT YOU COULD PULL THIS JEST ON ME? WELL THINK AGAIN! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SPOUT YOUR MEDIOCRE DECEPTI...
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Valid phobia
Go and watch *Threads* (1984) and *When the wind blows* (1986).
I think youll find your balls are the least of your worries in an apocalypse🤣
Same with appendicitis but kind of worse since that’s something that can just happen at any time apparently(unless you’ve gotten your appendix removed already). Also, you’d need to do a bigger and deeper cut since you’d need to cut off the appendix that’s attached to your big intestine. And that’s not including whatever other bullshit you’d need to add in the event that the appendix is already rotting and is just pissing puss and stuff everywhere.
in conclusion; Pray to whatever concept you believe in that you dont get sick if you dont have a medical professional with you in an apocalypse