PACKGOD & LEG VS THIZZ (THE LONGEST PACK EVER)
This nigga ugly as shit you fat ass boy you been getting flamed by two donkeys when you walk to the store and one of them smacked you in the forehead fuckboy and then you go to come in with uh ???? and smacked you in the bootycheeks fuckboy you dirty as shit boy everytime you go to school nigga you get bullied by 10 white kids that say you gay behind the bus fuckboy suck my dick nigga unknown as shit nigga named nud you been getting hit by two frozen packs when you walk into the store fuckboy suck my dick unknown ass nigga named nud nigga you my son nigga hold on, ay creedo you can flame this nigga for me? Yeah im in this bitch fuck is you saying nigga my nigga.
that’s cool in all my nigga but you’re ass is build like my grandma with you’re no neck body built bath and body works double or nothing for a barbie girl doll that built like ken stupid ass my nigga. You brush your teeth with the cum from your dad’s left cock that was in your mom and aunt’s asshole. and your calling me a fuckboy? NIGGA YOURE BUILT LIKE AN ENDERMAN WITH HEIGHT SWAPPED TO WIDTH YOUR ASS CHEEKS LOOK LIKE 2 JIGGLYPUFFS RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR “BREEDING” TO MAKE A BUZZWOLE EGG. You hack pokemon but you cant hack a new dad my nigga you thought your dad died in minecraft and didnt respawn yet.
Aight bruh shut ur dumbass up before i get to the packing on ur ass u nasty no neck built ass happy meal looking ass bvoy shut ur big booty ass up i caught ur dumbass cosplaying as ronald mcdonald till u got body slammed by a chicken nugget u nasty as boy after that u fell into a coma when u wake up u thought u was from lego ninja go u started saying ninja gooo u started smacking people on the streets with racoons till ur fatass got hungry u started eating them u said yea u got the yummy yuh yummy yuh ma yummy yuh u nasty ass boy cum in a bum cum in a son nasty ass bitch u bout dirty as shit boy i caught ur fatass in ur backyard belly dancing with cockroaches till u started dong the dream speedrun anthem they started speedrunning trying to kill the enderdragon u said minecraft was the best game in 2022 u enchanted ur body parts with efficiency 5 u became the fastest person on earth u started going on a big mac rampage eating every big mac u see fat neck built ass bitch u became depressed cus u got rejected 19 times in a row u got a charger and charged it into ur heart thinking it will fix ur depression like shit boy u thought u was michael jordan u started slamming basketballs into ur grandmas pussy u dirty ass bitch
you look like a double
dipped chocolate chip cliff flip glazed charcoal slim jim
with that fat gloggy booger in your nose mr clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 7 stomachs you’re curled up until a ball like a autistic Bakugan
Your stepdad beats you with a wiffle ball bat
I caught you downstairs with 17 naked mole rats doing the Harlem shake in your basement You’re 97-year-old grandmother died in a wheelchair and they called it the Ghost Rider They call you and your extra chromosome the double trouble goofy ass nigga stop playing with me mane You are a discombobulated philosophical butt flick disabled Crip walking crawfish Autobot doing the Cha Cha slide with 17 naked mole rats in your basement while your grandmother got simultaneously butt-fucked by 15 tap dancing chimpanzees dressed up as The wiggles dumbass boi ugly as hell stupid ass nigga I caught you doing a protest with your grandma in New York with 17 naked mole rats doing the Harlem shake Yo grandma got a Coochie beard you nasty nigga you slid on a slip n slide and got a carpet burn on yo forehead you faggot what’s wrong wit you nigga you got sexually assaulted by e daters on roblox.com and they was throwing speed coil at yo forehead and now you got elastic speed what’s wrong wit you nigga ain’t playing wit that nigga at all mane what’s wrong wit you nigga cmere mane ya crush came into ya bathroom and you started hitting dance moves quit talkin to me mane what’s wrong with that nigga ain’t done wit you mane cmere mane,Nba YoungBoy Was in yo bathroom spitting on you and now yo left eye cheek got herpes you a faggot mane i ain’t playing wit u at all mane that bitch Goku was in yo bathroom “hamachamaeyaahhhh” and yo left balls got shriveled up you a fagbag bitch ain’t playing at all mane You got lined up with a strawberry Pop-Tart with a coconut fade on your head dumbass boi I caught your grandmother getting annually butt fucked buy a crouton with a Gucci belt from northern Idaho you look like a crusted testicle my boy you look like a double dipped chocolate chip glazed charcoal slim jim with that fat gloggy booger in your nose mr clog hunch frap no fucking feet 99% balsamic 2 ball fades your step dad beat you with a wiffle ball bat you’re curled up in a little ball like an autistic bakugan you live in a sophisticated mud hut your washing machine is a bucket of water your shaking you brush your teeth with your grandpas back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zip line cables i caught you jerking off in a porta potty with a thanos gauntlet on while your grandma got simultaneously butt fucked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as the wiggles while she was snorting fucking keem stars cotton candy g fuel off the back of a dirty bathtub dirt ass boi
Bro you a whole new species everytime it gets foggy you turn into a space demon fading away everytime somebody walks away 5 feet from u you disappear like a skinny black dude turning sideways in the dark oh nah nigga tell me why you the gay batman yo identity is sex lane you like to hate on black people and fight black and white flags instead of fighting crime Nigga how are you finna sit here and say your a boy AND girl do u got a dick or not, that will end the whole conversation and so of you niggas be like “im not a gender im other” nigga fuck do you mean theres only 2 genders your not fucking niel degrass tyson you dont know shit but how to make yourself look retarded Your mothers a whole creature from coraline my nigga i caught her ass transmutating herself into a chuthulu mythos creature. my guy tell me why when you woke up you saw your dad getting abducted by oompa loompas you nasty bitch , ong you was standing like “🧍🏻♂️” when your dad got jumped by aliens from men im black then turned into a box by a plasma ray my nigga, stfu before i smack tf outta you with roach spray and you start dissolving like my science project nasty ass nigga Nah bro you was deadass eating them rainbow air heads and u thought they gave u +1 LGBTQ boost to give off your statements on why LGBTQ is good shut cho dumbass up HUSH MODE HUSH MODE SAY SUM BITCH (my line)
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