Mayıs 18, 2025
Oyun dizüstü bilgisayarlarından nefret ediyorum.
Bugün ekonomi dersime girdiğimde gözlerimi her kapattığımda korktuğum bir şey gördüm. Birisi yeni oyun dizüstü bilgisayarını sınıfa getirmişti. Eskiden getirdiği forklift hala arkada boşta kalıyordu. Otururken terlemeye başladım ve dizüstü bilgisayarı olan 700 lb canavara baktım. Masasını çelik destek kirişleriyle güçlendirmişti ve Amy Schumer’ın uyluğundan daha kalın bir güç kablosu için bir çıkış bulma sürecindeydi. Sallamaya başlıyorum. Kendime iyi olacağımı ve endişelenecek bir şey olmadığını söylüyorum. Bir şekilde lanet bir çıkış bulur. Son metinlerimi aileme gönderirken gözyaşlarım yanaklarımdan aşağı akıyor. Öğretmen derse başlar ve öğrenci dizüstü bilgisayarını açar. RGB arkadan aydınlatmalı klavye üzerindeki renkli ışıklar nükleer bir flaş gibi hayata parlar ve derin bir uğultu kulaklarımı doldurur ve ruhumu sallar. Tüm şehir güç şebekesi kararıyor. Büyük hayranlar dönmeye başladığında sınıf sallanmaya başlar. Sadece saniyeler içinde dünyam canlı yaşamdan, vücudumun 150mph gale kuvvet rüzgarları ve soğutma fanlarının 500 desibel inilti ile parçalandığı karanlık, toprak paramparça bir boşluğa geçti. Vücudum nihayet teslim olurken, okulum ve şehrim altına girerken ağlıyorum. Oyun dizüstü bilgisayarlarından nefret ediyorum.
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Still can’t run gmod past 30fps
damn that must be a quiet gaming laptop
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
That was hilarious
Where the fuck is Emojify_Creator
“Thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh”
Remind me to use that one more often
I love the exaggerations. The dB one is… rather crazy.
500dB is more than people might think. It’s a logarithmic scale.
The loudest event in history is the Krakatoa volcano exploding at 310dB, instantly making anyone up to 10 miles away deaf, and it was heard 3000 miles away.
500dB is about equivalent to 1000 times the yearly energy output of the sun, *every second.*
There wouldn’t be an earth left let alone a classroom.
my friend who owns a gaming laptop:
Would you recommend this laptop for someone who plays solitaire and tripeaks? I’m in the market for a new gaming computer.
NTA your economics class, your rules
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Any good gaming laptops that don’t look “gamey”. Preferably one with a good battery life.
This is one of my favorite copypastas, had it pasted on my phone for over a year now
I have a gaming laptop, love it but yeah the fans are noisy lol
Bruh he killed himself after we didn’t love him
u/emojify_creator
I’ve seen this probably 30 times on this sub but it is probably my favorite copypasta that I’ve ever seen, never gets old
i seriously think there is a point where the RGB addons become too much RGB
Even with the hurricane force fans the laptop was still so hot it burned through the desk, set the building and all the students on fire and melted through the floor, ground, and the earth itself creating a large chasm leading all the way to the earths core, causing the surrounding area to turn into a scorched desert and causing irreversible damage to the earths climate
I hate iPads.
The new iPad is thinner than the old iPad — thin enough to hide behind a pencil, in fact! And thank God for that, because the sheer thickness of the previous iPad models made me want to shit myself with rage. It was a whopping 8.8 millimeters thick, while the iPad Air is only 7.5 millimeters. Several members of our team own the old iPad models, and time and time again we sent out assignments and time and time again got the reply, “I’m sorry, David, my iPad is simply too thick for that task.”
Lmao
Where emoji @ tho?
!emojify
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[Reposted](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/d6p89f/oc_i_fucking_hate_gaming_laptops/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) but I still upvoted because it’s my favorite copypasta.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/d6p89f/oc_i_fucking_hate_gaming_laptops/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
this is the hardest I have laughed at a copypasta in a really long time. Good one.
My gaming laptop is my everything laptop- a crappy old Macbook that has almost every negative Apple-related thing rolled into one.
If a laptop in your college class is larger than 15 lbs you’re legally allowed to shove it up your butt!