How I used to make oatmeal
Well, back in my day..
Oatmeal used to be a luxury. So, what we will do is bite our nails to the point where it gets soft and mushy, then we will make a paste of it. Mix the paste with water. This mixture felt exactly like the milk you kids talk about today..
Then we will take feathers from a peigon flying around and mix it with donkey spit, this let us make the oats. Now we mixed it together and ate it, felt exactly like the oatmeal.
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