Mayıs 21, 2025
Have you ever fucked food?
so ive fucked a few bits of food, the best being a cherry pie. i felt a little bad wasting it since i love cherry pie but the eventual cum added a lot of flavor to it, which ill get into later. the texture on the inside was just right, if youve ever fucked a guy whos ass was full of shit then youd know the feeling. its really smooth and squishy and manages to grip you just right. i made sure it was still a little warm for the sensation, but by the time i came it was just body heat keeping it that way. ive tried a well made cake too, but even as smooth and nice as i could make it the crumby nature of it made it il suited. also too sweet for cum to really affect the flavor as much. donuts are also really nice, ive used on as a sort of onahole and managed to get off, it was chocolate iced. the texture was a little rough and it took a while to get off but it was passable. the chocolate donut had one hge advantage though, the slightly bitter and salty nature of my cum made it taste amazing. even now that i dont have testicles any chance i get i make sure to have a guy im with cum on one for me so i can have the flavor again, its like salted chocolates but way better because you know youre being a degenerate fuck.
tl;dr cherry pie feels good on your dick, cum tastes great on chocolate donuts.
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Reminds me of that one guy who had a chicken breast “fall” on his penis
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I fucked my Mc Donald’s burger because I was horny af, after that I gave it to a hobo
reminds me of that one guy who either fucked different types of beans or pasta to see which felt the best
Calm down, L Lawliet.
are you jim from american pie
The post below this was a Gabriel plushie being impregnated
https://i.redd.it/yknnicd1c52f1.gif
ever had a cream pie
I always wanted to fuck food, it’s so soft and warm, but I don’t wanna waste it man /srs
Mods ban this guy and blow up his fucking house