Temmuz 13, 2025
Fuck every r/copypasta user
I don’t even care anymore.
I’m not explaining a fucking thing.
I’m not spoon-feeding originality to people whose entire personality is Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. You people wouldn’t know a thought of your own if it roundhouse-kicked you in your thread history.
Then you’ll run off to post some dead meme monologue from 2009, pretending it's the height of satire. And when someone points out it’s lazy, you scream “it’s ironic!” like that makes your dried-out internet crust suddenly fresh again.
Just fuck off.
I don’t care that you think "copypasta is culture." I don’t care if a post is “iconic.” I don’t care that your favorite wall of text got 12k upvotes. I don’t care about your sacred Navy SEAL rant. I don’t care if you think reposting the Bee Movie script is peak comedy. I don’t care about the meta, the layers, the irony. I don’t care if you're "just doing a bit." I don’t care if you memorized a fucking paragraph from a 14-year-old Green Text like it’s holy scripture.
I care about new ideas. About people who still create, not just rehearse.
You’re the most emotionally fragile, validation-starved internet historians on Reddit. Everything hinges on your need to feel clever without ever being clever.
You want a subreddit that claps for every recycled punchline, buries anything sincere, and calls that "the culture." You're not curating humor, you're embalming it.
You're traitors to originality. Archivists of brain rot. Priests of the dead meme religion.
Fuck off, you're not funny.
EDIT: You think I'm mad because I don't "get it?" No. I’ve been online longer than most of you have been alive. I’ve seen the original threads before they were canonized into meme relics. I’ve written things that made people think, not just nod in recognition. So yeah, real poster. Not a photocopier with an upvote fetish. Get fucked.
Etiketler:
Damn i haven’t seen this since like 2015. I remember the original thread
Saving this for the next time someone posts smut
I had sex with my sister
I had sex with my sister. I came in her ass. It felt good
That’s the copypasta, feel free to copy paste wherever you like
Ironically, this is the best r/copypasta material I’ve ever seen lol
META POST 😡😡😡🤬
I don’t even care anymore.
I’m not explaining a fucking thing.
I’m not spoon-feeding originality to people whose entire personality is Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. You people wouldn’t know a thought of your own if it roundhouse-kicked you in your thread history.
Then you’ll run off to post some dead meme monologue from 2009, pretending it’s the height of satire. And when someone points out it’s lazy, you scream “it’s ironic!” like that makes your dried-out internet crust suddenly fresh again.
Just fuck off.
I don’t care that you think “copypasta is culture.” I don’t care if a post is “iconic.” I don’t care that your favorite wall of text got 12k upvotes. I don’t care about your sacred Navy SEAL rant. I don’t care if you think reposting the Bee Movie script is peak comedy. I don’t care about the meta, the layers, the irony. I don’t care if you’re “just doing a bit.” I don’t care if you memorized a fucking paragraph from a 14-year-old Green Text like it’s holy scripture.
I care about new ideas. About people who still create, not just rehearse.
You’re the most emotionally fragile, validation-starved internet historians on Reddit. Everything hinges on your need to feel clever without ever *being* clever.
You want a subreddit that claps for every recycled punchline, buries anything sincere, and calls that “the culture.” You’re not curating humor, you’re *embalming* it.
You’re traitors to originality. Archivists of brain rot. Priests of the dead meme religion.
Fuck off, you’re not funny.
**EDIT:** You think I’m mad because I don’t “get it?” No. I’ve been online longer than most of you have been alive. I’ve seen the original threads before they were canonized into meme relics. I’ve written things that made people think, not just nod in recognition. So yeah, real poster. Not a photocopier with an upvote fetish. Get fucked.
don’t care. CURSE OF RA!!
𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹 𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦 𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦 𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽 𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣 𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗 𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜 𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂 𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮 𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁 𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅 𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿 𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙 𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂
Look pal if you want to get into my pants this isn’t working
I jerk off, all day.
I jerk off, all day. Im shooting loads maybe every 10 minutes im getting up to go to the bathroom. I used to keep it on dl, but now im pretty open. Ill just go in the bathroom and jack it. I might a good 10 sessions in if im lucky. Best part is when im in an empty dorm, i dont even need to leave my bed, ill just jack it right there. First time i got caught jackin it in my bed It freaked me out, i didn’t do it for a while, but now i get caught on the reg and Im used to it. Usually just a quick apology will work, they’ll understand. I might even jack off walking to the bathroom, shoot my load on a random guest. They don’t mind, its just a bit of cum, I just so im sorry and move on. Hell, I’ve started jacking it in the common areas, before and during breakfast. Just whip it out and go. People understand, its a natural thing for guys, they get it, they allow it. Sometimes Ill check in with my schlong drooping out, jerking off. I mean, you can pretty much get through anything tedious by jerking off. Car wash, awkward dinners, funerals. I’ve came on dead bodies before, its no big deal, going in the ground anyway. I mean, every so often I’ll be sitting in a cafe and talking with someone and ill just pull er out and get at it. I’ve cum on shoes, sidewalks, cars, books, ladders, mugs, steeples, paint cans, lunar landers, pretzels, bosnian flags, pink floyd merch, electrical sockets, lampshades, ceilings, KFCs, a tarpin and two chinese resturants. You name it I’ve probably jerked off onto it. I’d even go as far as to say jerkin its my hobby. Maybe even my profession. Im a pro masturbater. But to be honest, really honest, jerking off is a lifestyle. You gotta really dedicate yourself to the craft. Gotta really understand the deep intricacies of self-pleasure. If you don’t have a passion for beating your dick i just don’t think you can really be taken seriously. Everyone I know jerks it. Any business they have is conducted with their dick in their hands.