Found on ifunny talking about scout from tf2

I can't take it anymore. For so long I've had to deal with scout jumping around all over me. He's so hard to hit, so quick, so tiny. I've had enough, I simply can't deal with it.

Scout, I need you baby. I'm finna twirl your lil titties while I whisper sweet nothings in your ear. I want to press my body into yours as I hear your twinkish moans radiate from your body. I need to hear your Bostonian cries of pleasure while I chew on your supple nipples.

Then Ima bring up the rear. I'm gonna place you on all fours while your delectable, innocent bussy smiles up at me. I can't wait to ravage your virgin vanilla boi hole with my beefy meat stick. My one eyed anaconda will rub against the moist, fleshy walls of your hungry, FERTILE meat sock before it pukes up my baby batter into your colon. My seed will germinate inside your male womb and get you boy preggers with my child. Your toes will curl and you will scream into the cruel heavens for help while you experience pleasure like you never before have

Don't be scared my son, daddy is here to take care of you