Cucumbers and my daughter
My 13 year old daughter has been recently taking cucumbers out of the refrigerator and into her bedroom, and then returning them to the fridge later on, and the oddest thing is that they are all wrinkled and squished after they are returned. I asked her once what she was doing and she said that she was going to eat it and then decided she didn't want it anymore and when I asked why it was squished she said she didn't know. The next day I made my famous cucumber salad and my husband said it tasted different this time, personally I thought it tasted like chemicals or lotion or something but I didn't think my daughter did anything more then maybe squeezing it har…. I'm not sure whats going on but has this ever happened to anyone else? I don't know how to address this any further but I may start keeping the cucumbers in my car since its cold out.
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