Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

The idea of my cock diving into its tight green chocolate starfish is my only motivation for day to day activities. Living even. The sheer possibility of it makes me lust endlessly to the point of which whenever I see even just the sole color of green, I get hard and must immediately fuck it or jerk off. I've painted my walls green, with little black boxes to more accurately represent a creeper. I have to paint a new coat every month or so- to get rid of the stains produced by my endless stream of cum that eventually turn my walls a creamy white. My pillows are green, I fuck them every nig...Devamını Oku

Hey all, new to the game and can’t quite figure out how to die. I’ve tried staying up late, I’ve butchered all my animals and the townsfolk hate me now, I even stayed the night in skull cavern or whatever and I keep being reborn like nothing happened. Idk if I’m doing it wrong. I even tried not seeing my animals for months and now my cat hates me and won’t bring me fish. My chickens hate me and don’t even lay me eggs. Anyways, how do you die in stardew valley? I’m asking for a friend. TIA

What a country! As God-appointed Americans, we live in a Christian land, founded on Christian morals by non-masturbating Christian heroes. One of the great tenets of this fantastic nation in which we reside is the concept of a free democracy. A government of the people, by the people, for the people. One of our inalienable rights as a citizens is to partake in an electoral system, where we have the ability to vote on a choice between options, often in an election or on a policy referendum.

Unfortunately, for now at least, this right also extends to masturbators.

Considering how immora...Devamını Oku

In a quiet room lit by a flickering candle, a writer named Eli sat hunched over his desk, quill in hand, writing a story.

"A writer named Mira sat at her desk, crafting a tale about..."

"A writer named Jonah, lost in thought, began to pen a story about..."

"A writer named Talia sat cross-legged on the floor, her notebook open as she imagined..."

"A writer named Noor blinked at the blinking cursor, whispering, 'Okay, what if my character is also a writer?'"

"A writer named Felix grinned. 'Meta is in,' he muttered, beginning his s...Devamını Oku

Ok, so there’s a lot of memes about chess pawns being trans. This joke is inspired by the fact that when they move to the other side of the board, they can be promoted to any other piece, king excluded. Pawns often promote to a queen, hence the whole “trans” thing. But I have a theory. I believe I have uncovered some chess lore, the kings are the only male pieces on the board!

If we take a moment to assume that the story of chess takes place in a medieval matriarchal society, suddenly everything makes more sense. I believe that the two opposing factions, “Black” and “White,” are...Devamını Oku

you and your bro is fake and a fraud just like the 90% majority of the top 5000 players. if you're flip the camera towards your desktop and look at your gaming case under gpu or above you'll see the DMA you use for the hacks. hey got their dma and cheats all day long consistently. do your research, i know bcs i did main played against them multiple times, I'm not even here bcs i died to him or hate him. i'm revealing simply how they are faking everything.

You stupid motherfucking clown. You pathetic dumbass motherfucking donkey. You stupid fucking braindead ass hat and your friends and family are kinda stupid-looking. Not only do I hate you and everything about you including your guts, your clothes, your hair, and how you deal with your problems, but you’re also just a loser. You should stub your toe on a staircase when you least expect it so you make that dumb noise of pain when you stub your toe but you have company over so you embarrass yourself in front of everyone. If it wasn’t, clear already, I don’t like you very much. Well good af...Devamını Oku

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your respons...Devamını Oku

👺👻ALL TROLLS 🤗 WELCOME 🫠
Trolls on online media platforms stir emotions and spark debates. They disrupt conversations with provocative or absurd comments, often frustrating others. Yet, their presence can also add drama, challenge ideas, and draw attention to overlooked topics. Some trolls unintentionally inspire creativity, humor, and deeper thinking. While many view them as harmful, others see them as part of the wild, unpredictable nature of the internet—both irritating and oddly entertaining in the chaotic flow of digital life.
--Franco🙏💪😎❤️ Frankie Colón
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You have ninety minutes to seduce your own mom. What do you say?

At 8:00 PM tonight I am meeting a person whom I met online who claims to be a 14 year old girl. I have no intention of supplying this person with alcohol, having sex, or doing any other improper unlawful conduct with this person. If she really is who she says she is, my intention is to befriend her and try to mentor her. Her parents should also be aware of her behavior and possibly get her counseling.

All "among us" in the Bible.

Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead.

Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised.

Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not?

Exodus...Devamını Oku

If you got a real mess and want to clean like the pros, then you’ve got to see this!
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Forget towels that just drip....Devamını Oku

I want to say, I'm a gooner, I like to goon, I have dabled in and jacked off to a large variety of porn, manga, anime, comics ect, and one piece might be one of the most dryest Goon material I have ever seen, I look at nami in the skimpiest of clothes, and I can't even get hard because she barely looks human, his art style is just such a turn off, I don't get it, oda has an entire arc with women walking around in basically panties and I got hard maybe once, genuinely embarrassing how perveted oda is and how hard he tries to make his manga sexy but fails so completely that I'd r...Devamını Oku

>Grooming is just another instance fo women dodging accountability

>random slut made an OF the moment she turned 18, int's the fault of pedos and groomers

>Never is the woman's fault. they always are getting "manipulated"

Well now, young man, you have to earn extra credit. All right, niggas, let me talk to you for a sec. I know school don't sound gangster. Ain't nobody in the hood throwing caps in the air or bragging about A's on the block. But listen, going back to school, that's one of the realest moves you can make. See, out here we learn how to survive. But in there, in them books, them classes, that's where you learn how to build. Ain't no shame in it. Real talk, it take more strength to show up every day and better yourself than it do to post up and play tough for the streets. You ...Devamını Oku

i am 16F. it happened a few days ago. i shit myself while i was cuddling with my boyfriend and didnt even feel it come out nor in my pants or butthole. i smelt it, but i thought my boyfriend just farted. i took my pants off, and i smelt it even more. even more obvious now. i laid down on the bed and my boyfriend asked if i shit myself. i said no, because i didnt think i did. he said he seen it smeared between my cheeks. i used my middle finger to swipe and check, and i felt the wet poop all over my finger and the smell got more horrendous. i do vape, so im wondering if thats the issue but its ...Devamını Oku

Sorry, but we needs the mods on this one. This isn’t simply mildly infuriating - this reaches criminal levels. This is the kind of crap a future serial killer or politician pulls. The sheer selfishness behind an act like this is unfathomable. An intervention is necessary. Had this happen in a military barracks the offender wouldn’t even get the grace period of night for a blanket party - it would be a daytime beat-down and everyone would take a turn.
Any child in my house would perform an action like this only once. My own child just chimed in, and agrees yours is a monster and needs to cl...Devamını Oku

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always s...Devamını Oku

A fanfic about Valer26 and his Stepfather
Warning:This fanfic will have probably hard scenes and other things that you can definitely have, or you can't have you won't read the fanfic and you'll tell me to go away, you did it at your own risk, have fun!
It was a normal day. Valer26 was drawing Futa Noisette and Fem Vigilante as always
He showed it in the PizzaFan chat and everyone told him:
- Fuck you asshole, we fucked your mouth.
Valera was offended and stormed off the chat crying
After 2 hours, his drunk stepfather comes in and says:
- You haven't been in the fucking kitchen...Devamını Oku