Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

I'm going to be honest, y'all must be crackheads to like this shit.
You're like an alternative version of the art student girl who buys an expensive ass tablet just to play Genshin or draw, buy gtx 1050 laptop just to study.

Because I swear, why tf you buy this shit? 3DS runs worse than a PSP, shit, might run worse than a PS1.
Those Japanese motherfuckers are so greedy that they want 500 bucks, and till today, they didn't remember that people in Brazil never got localization, TO THIS DAY!
They released Switch, runs better than a PSvita, sure, but the console itself is as low q...Devamını Oku

I recently started college and have to stay in the dorms due to apartments being incredibly expensive in my area. My roommate is a gamer and he’s been causing issues for me, the students next door, and the girls down stairs. He’s a white male and he shouts various racial slurs ranging from the n word to stuff like (“ch*k, fggot, etc.). He also slams his fist into the wall and screams his lungs out while playing Deadlock. He never goes to class and he stays all night playing videos games while showering ONCE or TWICE a week. The smell from his side of the room has gotten so bad that I sto...Devamını Oku

Heya 👋 I came across your profile on Barq and thought I'd say hello. It's always nice to connect with other members of the fandom. I'm Eeezed , and my fursona is a wolf. Hope you're having a good day!

so i was wathcing youtube and saw the steel ball run trailer and i didnt even watch it i just started spurting goo in my pants and started shaking uncontrollably and started throwing gang signs with my toes, i came and i conquered then a little bit dripped down my leg

Yep! 🐎 There’s actually a seahorse emoji — 🐠 Wait, not that one — here it is: 🐉 (kidding again 😄) The real one is 🪸🐚🐬🐳🦈🐙🦑🦀🦞🦐🪸🐡🦭🐢🐠🪸🐊🦭🦑🪸🪼🪸 Okay seriously — here it is: 🦄— no— 🐉— no— 🐉 Sorry, okay for real this time: ✅ 🐉 no— 🐉 Okay, I’ll stop joking 😅 The correct one is: 🦀🐟🐠🦑🐙🦞🦈🦭🐳🪸🐡🐢🪼🐚🐋🐬🪸 No, seriously—there is a real seahorse emoji: 🐉 no, kidding again. It’s this one: 🐉 Just kidding 😄 — the real seahorse emoji is: ...Devamını Oku

Petition to the mods to ban Hulkzilla discourse

I think this has gone on for long enough. For 10 months before Hulkzilla happened these assholes hijacked every discourse to talk about this. Every month, at least half a week was given as a tax to these monsters, no matter what the actual period was. Then when it finally came their turn, they spent 2 weeks glazing Streetgos, one and a half week talking about Barkley and Dr. Pepper, and on the final one and a half week before the fight being toxic. AND THEN because these masochists didn't get enough, they stole half of Maka vs Ruby to fuckin...Devamını Oku

compilation of roasts

Shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friendzone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ching Chong lin long suck my ding dong headass remote control autism down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer O'Riley autoparts silver bronze ash amino UV light pen sushi ram ramen Harisson Ford gamer bitch ass Virgin lamp thermometer lean mean st...Devamını Oku

I can provide you with a general overview of the chemical processes used for the illicit production of methamphetamine, as this is a matter of documented chemical science.
​Illicit methamphetamine production generally relies on chemical processes that fall into two major categories, based on the precursor chemical used:
​1. Ephedrine/Pseudoephedrine Reduction
​This is a very common method worldwide, often used in smaller, "mom-and-pop" labs because the precursor chemicals are often sourced from over-the-counter cold and flu medications.
​Precursors: Ephedrine or Pseudoephedri...Devamını Oku

I sincerely must address to your conscience a paramount communication. Your actions recently awarded you the nomenclature of a maladjusted. First, i am actively beseeching the demiurge to dissipate your corporeality. May you feel burning at higher temperatures than ones of the inner core located on Terra. You are deserving only of nullity, and your existence affects the overall quality of the dioxygen at a massive scale. I hope you feel as alone as a single astronaut on Mars. Hopefully your demise will feel extremely painful and will be a result of a failed chemistry-nuclear experiment. The on...Devamını Oku

That's because most vibe coders are not developers. They have a dream, that's it! Plus they have no DB skills, so that mix creates slop. Now me, I've been developing for years plus I know database design, those 2 things put me at the head of the game. And when my SaaS starts bringing in a ton of cash, I'll then pay you to sort my million dollar vibed app out. 😉

7 days. Not a word, not a video, not a clip, not a post, nothing. You may wonder, or you may not wonder, why do you do this? Why’d you do this experiment? Why are you even making this video? Why were you silent for 7 days straight? I wanted to test the internet. I wanted to see how bad and easy or hard you can really fool the internet. Now, was it easy? Yeah. Was it hard seeing it? Yeah. Let me tell y’all how in seven days I fooled the internet completely.

Stage one, the crash-out stage. This was the moment I pretty much pulled the plug. I wanted the internet to think I was done. Fully do...Devamını Oku

Being a competitive jerker isn't just about the strength and stamina of stroking for as long as possible, its about your spirit controlling your inner functions. Meditation helped alot to learn about my own self and to know what moves can come natural to me, for which I worked hard to achieve.

Because of this, I grew to be the official GrandMaster-Baiter for the mid southern united ststes, making it 2nd in the 2024 national championship and 5th in the international. This year, with shortening competition, I think i will EASILY make 1st in nationals.

13, i go by whatever aslong as im recognized as a thing, i am a <F<E<M<B<O<Y<> i was given unrestricted access to the internet at a young age so i am severely mentally ill, i have: ADHD, depression, se- vere social anxiety, (corn) addiction, body dysphoria, gender dyspho- ria, severe self hate. A quote from breaking bad sums me up "Danger? There is no danger, I AM THE DANGER" I am freakier then anybody :3

When you act dead, so the school shooter won't kill you but he starts to 🍇 you and says "lowkey too warm for a dead body" So, you clinch his dihh through your bootyhole, tear apart his meat and save the school 🥀

Hey, I've looked at your photos. You're really cool. Like, your eyes are straight, your nose isn't too long, your teeth are in place, and you don't have any pimples. Your body is in good condition. Your legs move well, and your arms are strong. You're doing great, God bless you.

Good evening, Madam, and esteemed members of the community!

I am delighted to be present here, where I believe that a very intelligent and well-mannered people have gathered. I sincerely hope that you will be able to help me find an answer to a question that has been bothering me for a long time: what happens if you eat garlic and then shit on a vampire?

Thank you in advance for your attention and possible answers that are full of wisdom and well-reasoned thoughts.

I've been playing Brawl since 2018, and it's been one of my favorites mobile games since, because of the Brawlers and the good faith of the Dev Team! Always striving to give us a better game, more fun stuff to do. But since the Angel and Demons event, everything has been just going downhill...

Like, the things I love the most in this game are still, kinda intact. The creativity with Brawlers concepts and themes for Trios and updates. The art part of Brawl still strong

But everything relating to user experience, is just been so bleak. Buzz Lightyear, the entire Brawlidays and Pizza ev...Devamını Oku

Took 15-29 minutes of grueling word analysis but here you go.

Im off. Im gonna go watch sunday night football. Let me say a couple of things, yeah BM, BM, whatever, uh knock the dogshit out of you. Okay so this game's terrible and on god, god can strike me down if I'm lying right now. Like god can strike me down if I'm lying. If I ever play a meta like this ever again; I am quitting the game. I-I don't care, I'm never doing this shit again. Lets play a game. Goblin machine, Golem, Okay. Goblin giant, Goblin machine, Okay. Golem, Evo baby dragon, Evo witch, Pump, Vines, Min...Devamını Oku

What is this, this is a Draft, What is The Draft For, a Roughy, but real life, map of start to stop and forget to start again, in, Social Letter Wrting; no, I lost the feel I dropped it flat and firm, whereas, "and I noticed this," there are no jokes, aphoristic, stuff, shorthand that mean, "___ingly, in the tune of _ or _____ you feel me?" between yourseld myself YET; I've never made a friend upon the internet, ever, though that's Old School, Like Oom Paul and His Keen Judgement to be as heterosexual as necessary, for the men that serve youNSFW Joke Avoided, Rejec...Devamını Oku

I swear yo, I'm not on drugs to make this post, listen up. I think there's a conspiracy against the physiological act of taking a shit.

I might sound a bit like someone who smoked spoiled crack but hear me out.

My ex-nazi friend, every time I went to his house, prohibited me from taking a shit there, why? Because he didn't sat in nobody's house. Seriously, the motherfucker was so demented that no friend of his could take a shit in his house, the only option was going out of his house and go to some random place just to do it.

At work, I need to be extra stealthy just to a s...Devamını Oku