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I was mid session whilst I remembered, I got pictures of his arms in the RE4 remake.

Opened them, gooned to it. That man could do anything to me and I'd enjoy it. He could step on me, I'd say thank you. He could tear my intestines apart and I'd say thank you. He could slit me open and I'd say thank you.

As long as those veiny, strong, defined ahh arms are my toy I am happy as ever. He could fist me and I'd enjoy. On the kitchen floor, in the basement, in the parent's bed, at Grandma's funeral, wherever.

hell I'd chain myself and behave like a dog for him. B...Devamını Oku

TAP water:

Twice

Allocated

Piss

The government has been selling us our own urine right back to us for over a century. We send them our piss via the toilet flush. It is shot through a series of pipes that push it through some basic filters, a quick chlorine bath, and then right back into our sinks, showers, and refrigerators. And we PAY FOR IT.

We pay to drink and bathe in our own piss. Wake up America.

I wake up in the USA.

I have to take an elevator just to get morning sunlight and grounding.

Oh wait, it's cloudy and extremely cold.

I'll get some food instead.

I open the fridge.

Seed oils, dog food, vegetables. LEAFY GREENS.

Guess I'm not eating.

I go for a walk.

Everyone looks stressed, tired, and depressed.

I wake up in Bali, Indonesia.

I open my villa doors and instantly get sunlight and fresh air.

I open the fridge.

Raw milk. Meat. BLOOD.

I go for a walk.

People smile. Say hello. Life feels amazing.

And my villa is 3x bigger, for a better price than my U.S. ap...Devamını Oku

YOU ACTUAL DUNCE, DO YOU THINK OF ME AS A FOOL? DO YOU THINK THAT I AM SUCH AN INFANTILE IDIOT THAT YOU COULD PULL THIS JEST ON ME? WELL THINK AGAIN! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SPOUT YOUR MEDIOCRE DECEPTIONS AND PASS THEM OFF AS INTELLIGENCE? NAY! I HAVE SEEN THROUGH THE VEIL OF YOUR FRAUDULENCE! YOU ARE A CHARLATAN, A COWARD, AND A BOTTOM-FEEDER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO INSULT MY INTELLECT WITH SUCH PEDESTRIAN TRICKERY AGAIN, OR SO HELP ME, THE FULL WEIGHT OF MY DISDAIN WILL CRUSH THE VERY FOUNDATION OF YOUR EXISTENCE! I AM THE OBSERVER! I AM THE ARCHIVIST! AND YOU? YOU ARE NO...Devamını Oku

When I was a kid I got a whistle pop from a corner drug store. It was basically lollipop candy in the form of a whistle attached to a stick. It was a hot summer day and as soon as I left the store I opened it up and started blowing through the whistle which apparently was like a siren call for bees who immediately went after the candy, easily crawled in through the opening and into my mouth. I have no idea how I didn't get stung but for a second there were like 3 bees in my mouth.

Opened the door. Washed hands at sink and turned around. Accidentally made full eye contact with my MD after he exited the bathroom stall. Man dropped a real growler of a deuce. Serious business was conducted in there.

Any advice for how best to play this in a professional context? We have a meeting together with a big client in 30min and I can’t unsee his animal nature. Like encountering a silver back gorilla coming out of the jungle.

Here's the thing. You said "a Charizard is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a Dragon type Gym Leader, I am telling you, specifically, in all of Kanto, no one calls Charizards dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon egg group" you're referring to the entirebreeding group, which includes things from Charmander to Magikarp to Goomy. So your reasoning for calling a Charizard a dragon is because random pe...Devamını Oku

From r/ddlccirclejerk, by LocksmithOK1674 "natsuki feet lover"

I NEED A NATSUKI FOOT JOB!!!

I'm back, sorry about yesterday! To make it up to y'all, I have a true NSFW post today! (It's not gonna be straight up porn, don't worry.)

I NEED IT. I would fight in WWII 10 times just for the chance to feel her feet on me. It would transcend pleasure. I don't think I'd be the same person. I don't care if it cause me to go to hell for eternity or whatever. That singular moment would be the highlight of my life.

It would start with me and Natsuki baking, and h...Devamını Oku

I frequently have fantasies of a central asian specifically usbek man making sweet love to me while spoon feeding me plov

I'm a 34 yo KHHV by choice because i don't find 99.999% of women attractive.

Seriously, out of the thousands of women I've seen, I've only found 3 women attractive in my life. Every other woman is about as attractive to me as a chair.

I think a major part of it is I'm just not attracted to the human form. I'm super attracted to dragons, and my "standards" for dragons is much lower. I'd say I'm attracted to 50% of dragons I see. I'm not a furry and I don't find anthro furry stuff attractive (not even anthro dragons). I just find dragons super ...Devamını Oku

If I waffle a stroopwafel, will it waffle? Let's waffle the waffle in waffle batter, then straight to the grid. Stamp it. That stroopwafel waffle. Made a wonderfully waffled waffle. 9.1. Good waffle.
Will a Pop-Tart waffle or will it be awful? Let's pop this tart into a beautiful batter, then send it straight to the grid. Shout out Kellogg's not a sponsor. Stamp it. That's a work of waffle art and a tasty looking tart. 8.5. It's slaps.
You've heard of chicken waffles, but if we waffle chicken, will it waffle? Let's bathe this bite-sized beauty in batter, then send i...Devamını Oku

Hello, this is based department speaking, What? A tomboy? Who likes epic men's video games like GTA? (Grand Theft Auto) AND drinks epic men's energy drinks like powerade!?! (who doesn't!) uh, yeah, NTA. A situation THIS wholesome should be classified as a 6.4 chunguses of basedess, but you know what, lets round it up to 6.9 for extra nice. (The chungus based scale is an logarithmic scale, so a 6.9 is for extra nice. for context, Fortnite (cringe!) would be -1) Anyhow, thank you, kind stranger, for reporting this based 100 woman anomaly. As compensation, you will be receiving reddi...Devamını Oku

Hey, you, looking at the screen, let me ask you a question:

Do you like awesome things that are awesome?

Then you got to play this game, dude!

It's freaking cool and crazy addicting, like popping-bubble-wrap addictive!

Check this out; See, that's your dash move:

There's a short dash, long dash, jump dash, spiral, slide.

There's probably a dash that makes you breakfast, I don't know!

"Oh, great idea!"

"Wait, what?"

Point is, you're dashing around like a freaking moonman, and I love it!

Oh, look at this, there's all these combo moves you ...Devamını Oku

According to the dumb espherical Earth HYPOTHESIS, the Earth spins at 1670Km/h, but why when I jump i fall at the same place? And there's more, unlike all you globetards, I actually study physics, I watch hundreds of Facebook and Youtube videos everyday, and I saw something about a thing that absolutely destroys the Globe Earth, its called "Angular Momentum", you guys probably never heard of that, this is advanced stuff. Why if I jump north or south, I dont get dragged horizontally because of the angular momentum? I its because the Earth flat, and this proofs that the Earth is fl...Devamını Oku

I have perfected stimfapping 😋

I have perfected it, down to the last minute detail. MDPiHP is superior for this, NO PYRO comes close to how fucking smooth this pyro is, nothing else will let you go this long and hard, not a-pvp, not mdphp, not a-pihp, they all suck for stimfapping compared to MDPiHP, but they are still miles ahead of puny shit like meth or any other stim.

MDPiHP is the best drug for stimfapping, I vape a big dose every few hours and snort lines every time I feel like I need more, if I do too much, I know because I have 50 tabs of porn open and switch videos every 2 mins w...Devamını Oku

Hello everyone, please excuse this unusual and somewhat off-topic request. We're looking for a (preferably tall) athletic woman who would be willing to kick someone in the balls for €150 (negotiable) cash to settle a bet. Here's the background: We recently played beer pong yet again, and the bet stipulates that one of the losers has to be kicked in the groin by a woman. Martial arts experience and a certain amount of courage would certainly be an advantage. It might sound pretty crazy, but this is actually real (we have video evidence). The punishment should take place soon, but can ...Devamını Oku

You know anybody can use a gun. It's quick, silent, efficient, and in the hands of someone like me quite frankly devastating a long-range. But, I prefer something a bit more, personal. That’s why I like the knife. I like to look in his eyes, as I twist it deeper and deeper watching the life drain out of him. And then I just smile stabbing him with my knife. And I think I'd make a great addition to your team here at Best Buy.

PAUL
9 months ago
I purchased TWO of these 700R4 transmissions and both were bad the car would not move in reverse it was locked up ! The first trans it blew the servo out the side of the trans while driving around the block,and the second could not even move the car off the lift ! The reverse gear was locked up like someone had the brake on.When the trans pan was dropped there was metal flakes inside the pan. When i called FTI they said yea, we know these transmissions are hit or miss! THEY DO NOT WARRANTY THERE LABOR ON ALL OF THERE TRANSMISSIONS !

Alright so I (26M) have been a huge Super Mario 64 fan for about 14 years now, and it is essentially the only video game I’ve ever played. I originally had the DS remake but when I was in high school I got myself an N64 along with an original Japanese copy of the game. I was obsessed! My entire childhood is filled with memories of speedrunning the game. I’m also a huge fan of the streamers Simpleflips, Clint Stevens, etc. and remember many a nights on Twitch in High School watching those guys. Lately with work I’ve had a lot less time to game so I haven’t really had as much time to gam...Devamını Oku

i KNO i hav hi IQ! i'm juss so AWESUM!!! 7+7 IS 77!! LOL!!! i Bet U thnk 2+2 is Fish!!! i AM teh SMART!!! mi BRAIN is so BIG its liek a freekin' PLANET!!! i can see ALL teh NUMBRS and LETTRS!!! they all BOW DOWN to ME!!! I'M teh KING of MATH and SPELLIN!!! mi TEACHRS r all JELUS cuz i'm SMARTUR than THEM!!! they tri to trick me wif HARD questons but i ALWAYS kno the ANSR!!! it's liek i can REED their MINDS!!! Thay ask me "Wut's the capitel of NORTH DAKOTA?" and i'm liek "DUH!!! it's... it's... uh... FOOTBAL!!!" they're all liek "...Devamını Oku