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It has been a thousand years since humanity witnessed the rise of the White Comet. Legends faded into myth; your name became taboo in textbooks. But up in the void, the cum accelerates.

You, now more myth than man, drift through nebulae. Stars form and die in the wake of your sticky trail. The Andromeda galaxy files a restraining order.
But then, an accident. A rogue black hole warps your trajectory. The cum accelerates. It is pulled inward, swirling into a singularity.
Physicists on Earth detect a ripple—a sticky gravitational wave—echoing across spacetime.

You emerge on the other side,...Devamını Oku

okay but real talk… what if ralsei got a massive dick

nah nah listen bro LISTEN. i been thinking about this for like 3 days straight i haven’t slept. everyone’s like “awww ralsei so soft 🥺💖 lil cinnamon bun uwu goat” but like… what if that mf hiding a whole divine doom dong under that robe. like not even kidding. canonically possible. lemme explain.

he a prince. royal blood. royal meat. you don’t get summoned into existence with that much wholesome energy unless you compensating for a holy slab of enchanted pipe.
the robe. bro. that thing big as hell. too flowy. too susp...Devamını Oku

So like many young modern men I enjoy pornography and partake semi regularly. There's of course a lot of porn out there and I'll confess the normal shit (pun intended) started to get kind of boring to me so I started branching out into some more extreme (but legal) genres of porn. Eventually I stumbled on scat and to be very honest it was super hot and I ended up enjoying it a lot. Something about watching a beautiful woman with a fat ass pinch off a large fecal loaf really turned me on. I'm not exaggerating when I say I spent almost 2 years of my life watching primarily scat focus...Devamını Oku

I accidentally had sex with my grandma and I enjoyed it let me explain. I, 17 M, usually go visit my grandma in the mental asylum and when I do she usually Tries to to seduce me but the guards put a stop to it before I can let my urges win. However one day when she was seducing me as usual, a sped girl started singing a extremely racist song about raping little kids and when the guards ran over to stop her from singing that controversial song in front of everyone I thought to myself "Nows my time to shine!" And I enterd my grandmas room and brutaly raped my grandma since she didn'...Devamını Oku

I stopped most addictions.
Dropped 80 pounds.
Cut porn, junk food, and comfort scrolling.
Built discipline. Built a new body.
Sat in silence. Faced my demons.
Felt everything I used to run from. Let it burn.
Then I cleared. Presence came online.

People feel it. Women stare.
But I don’t chase. I don’t leak.
I lead. I build. I stay grounded.

Most spend a decade figuring this out.
I did it in 4 months because I unplugged.
From distractions. From lies. From the matrix.

The truth is simple:
Sit with your pain.
Stop numbing.
Cut what drains you.
Claim your energy back.
Let reality hit raw and...Devamını Oku

Did you know that the Princess from Clash Royale is the most biologically compatible card for human reproduction? Not only is she one of the few clearly human troops in the Arena, she also possesses the ideal blend of physiology, stature, and battlefield behavior to make her a perfect candidate for mating — at least, from a purely anatomical standpoint.

First of all, the Princess stands at an estimated height of around 5’6” and has a lean, agile frame, ideal for long-range combat and, coincidentally, reproductive health. Her ability to fire flaming arrows across 9 tiles means she has st...Devamını Oku

It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit. I then got extremely aroused. That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet. I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me. After that, I started doing everything I could to make ...Devamını Oku

I just need to release this into the void. My boss has the most perfect bald head I’ve ever seen. Like not just bald… divinely bald. Smooth. Shiny. Shaped like it was sculpted by horny angels. Some days I wanna slap it. Other days I wanna lick it. Hormones decide.

Anyway. Last Thursday, during peak ovulation, I was sitting behind him and his bald head was RIGHT there. So I did what any mentally unstable woman would do: I reached out and touched it. Just a soft, slightly lingering touch. Like a blessing. Like I was grounding myself to the earth via l contact.

He turned around and I panick...Devamını Oku

yo with all due respect why is this subreddit full of nerds(not everyone tho)

plz read until the end...if ur lost this may help u figure things out....

nah but fr doe with all due respect why are ppl on this sub such nerds 💀 like no hate but some of y’all need to seriously get a life. bro gets a 1500 and says “should i retake 🥺” like sybau respectfully. some ngas get a 1550 and still cryin they didn’t hit a 1600. bro… and i see a nga saying i took the SAT one more time "for fun". NIGGA WHAT FUN go outside. touch grass. ride a bike. go to the gym. pick up a hobby. ta...Devamını Oku

Translated:
"bombardiro crocodilo. a fucking flying alligator that flies and bombs children in gaza and palestine. he doesn't believe in God and he LOVES bombs, he feeds on your mother's spirit. and you are You translated all that then. 6 1 asshole. don't break the joke prostitute.”

Original:
“bombardiro crocodilo. un fottuto alligatore volante che vola e bombarda i bambini a gaza e in palestina. non crede in dio e AMA le bombe, si nutro dello spirito di tua madre. e sei Hai tradotto tutto questo, allora. 6 1 stronzo. non rompere la battuta prostituta.”

I remember I was going back home after traveling for 1 week to another state, when I got back home my parents left the home to go to the market and they said they would take 1 hour to go back, so I took advantage of this and I went to my femboys playlist and started playing videos of femboys doing TikTok dances, and then I started gooning to them bc I like gooning but my parents went back after only 30 minutes, not 1 hour.

So I immediately closed it on my PC but I hit the wrong button so I accidentally clicked on another video of a femboy with clothes that my parents find inappropriate danci...Devamını Oku

I arrived at the meeting spot, of course, 20 minutes early, wearing my Hoka and compression socks, post light warm-up, resting heart rate 42. She showed up 5 minutes late, wearing H&M leggings and some casual walking shoes from a REI.

I suggested a classic 12 km training loop at conversational pace (4:40/km), but she said she doesn’t “run that much” and just wanted to do a couple of laps around the park. Alright, I thought, let her have it.

We started easy. My watch showed 6:30/km pace, heart rate in Zone 1, basically active recovery. After 500 meters, she said she needed to walk b...Devamını Oku

Nazis can't handle the fact that people are allowed to disagree with them. If they had their way, free speech laws would be out the window just like in Nazi Germany. Guess what, Nazis? You don't scare me. You claim to be in favor of free speech, but really, you just want to say hateful shit without anyone calling you out. Go jerk it to Hitler and leave those of us with brains alone.

Sperm is just a fertilizer with half of DNA genius, you were never a sperm in your dad's balls.

Also sperm is produced constantly and dies after few days but a woman is born with all her eggs, you were an unfertilized EGG cell in your mother's ovaries since she was born.

I wonder why people ALWAYS try to pretend we came from a sperm entirely and ignore the egg even though we are mostly the EGG

So first of all, forewarning, this post contains NSFW topics related to masterbaition and other things.

Anyway, bloody hell my day has been horrible. I was at my grandparents house since my mom spent the night at a casino. I woke up to my grandparents yelling at me to get up. I had some morning wood (as usual) so I asked them to leave my room so I could get ready, which they both said no to. I then demanded they leave my room since I needed to do "something" and they threatened to tell my mom I've been misbehaving (and she will literally deprive me of food if she gets one ...Devamını Oku

🤏 the virgin vulva

• pees from one hole, bleeds from another, orgasms from a third

• requires a flowchart and at least two mirrors just to locate anything

• overengineered like a victorian clock but with worse instructions

• external stimulation needed like it’s a usb device from 1998

• discharge just… happens??

• “self-cleaning” but somehow still needs a backup team of wipes, sprays, and prayers

• orgasm is elusive and often outsourced to electronics

• zero interface standardization

• discharge types read like an rpg loot drop

• squirting = rare event ...Devamını Oku

I was just minding my business doing groceries as this high tier becky strolls in with her baby in tow. The toddler screams and screams and keeps screaming; I usually don't mind children but when they're loud as fuck and the parents do nothing it's annoying. So in passing I take a glance at the little shitlet and course it's a Chad. Blond, blue-eyed, straight hairline, hunter eyes, slim cheeks, pronounced jaw. No sign of the normal puffy cheeks, giant forehead and bug eyes you usually see in babies. In short, an Aryan Gigachad in the making :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:

In th...Devamını Oku

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true econo...Devamını Oku

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Any male who is just hanging around in public spaces in 2025 automatically doesn't care about women or else they'd be at home instead.

If women are present in a public space, men should avoid being in that space because it could make some women uncomfortable and afraid. Women have a right to exist in public without feeling unsafe.

I acknowledge it's impossible to never exist in public, but I also understand that women are harmed by my presence.

Many women are uncomfortable around men. Because of the patriarchy, men have more social power and therefore responsibility. Caring abo...Devamını Oku