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where were u wen hitler die? i was at house eating sausage when radio crack "hitler is kil" "no"
where were u wen stalin die? i was at market eating bread when man shout "stalin is kil" "no"
where were u wen pearl harbor happen? i was at home eating cookie when siren go "pearl harbor is kil" "no"
where were u wen vietnam war end? i was at house drinking tea when news come "vietnam war is kil" "no"
where were u wen apollo 13 almost die? i was at yard eating apple when phone ring "apollo 13 is kil" "no...Devamını Oku

No explanation. I know everyone here knows what I mean and especially agree with me. FUCK Vivziepop's works, and FUCK VIVZIEPOP HERSELF. I want to rip Vivziepop's face off and burn her at the stake, dance around her as she screams and burns to death, ass naked with my dick and balls flailing around and both middle fingers pointed right at that filthy little bitch. The rest of them, I'd figure out something else.

Call that mixtape The True Hazbin or Helluva Holocaust, where these shitlicking little retards are sent right back to the pits of hell from whence they came. I hate them a...Devamını Oku

so basically i was masturbating cus i really didnt know what to do and like right after i finish i get up from my bed and walk to the bathroom dick all out n shi with my pants down cus im not getting my nut in my underwear and then my dad unlocks my door and walks in, and i obviously pull up my pants as quick as i can but its still obv as hell and he laughs and says “its okay” and leaves but dude its so embarassing like ive been in some close calls but never actually caught so its js like bruh

edit* yea so a lot of yall confused why i walked out my room w my dick out but i didnt my bathro...Devamını Oku

A few days ago, I was at my local Starbucks. I walked up to the counter to order my drink.

“What can I get for you?”

At first, it sounds genuine, right? Later I realized this was one of the darkest psychology tricks ever created.

The barista was trying to push her own agenda onto me by setting up the interaction as if she was giving me something, doing me a favor. This would make me indebted to her, and she can use this later as leverage against me.

That’s the thing about manipulation – It’s not always what you see in the movies, screaming, shouting, aggressive love bombing. Some...Devamını Oku

who did you have sex with in your lucid dream and why ?

Would a fighting game with political figures and war heroes a possibility? Picture Capcom or ArcSys making something like that lol.

- Who would be the announcer?

- What fighting game mechanics should be used?

As far as the combo announcements, you probably picture something like the following:

50 hit combo “Seditious!”

100 Hit combo “Unconstitutional!”

There would probably be pretty offensive political figures that may need to be censored, but I think the game might be doable.

Many women are often terrible at giving advice to romantically and sexually unsuccessful men. Many women don't understand what online dating is like for men. Many women get hundreds of likes a day so they assume it's the same experience for men. If they were given control of a virgin brother or single male virgin friend's Tinder/Hinge/Bumble, they would be shocked at how difficult it is to setup a single date. The default advice on Reddit is to respect women, which is gaslighting to assume the reason a woman who has never met you is swiping left or right is because of respect and n...Devamını Oku

My gf sucks at giving oral
So when we were both In the kitchen I brought it up with her and just said that I like oral like this and I got a banana and started sucking it to show her . She started getting upset and said she felt offended and cried. I don't know how else to show her?

As a child I saw Lucky star and started dressing in skirts and wore hello kitty t-shirts and was bullied by this bitch-ass kid named "Eric" and then he proceeded to punch me I cried on my face with tears all over my skirts and pink clothes and then in middle school I had alot of girls as friends and thought of transitioning to be my trueself but my parents who are super devout Christians said no and threatened to kick me out if I kept being a "weirdo femimine man" and so I had to stop for A while and also I suffured SEVERE DEPRESSION and I had thoughts of well just not plea...Devamını Oku

I am the land toucher.

I will touch your land.

Do not attempt to prevent me

From touching your land.

If you try to stop me,

I will touch your land anyways.

I do not care about you.

I only care about land.

It is because I care about land

That I will touch your land.

All land deserve to be touched.

I do not care if your land is

Steve Jobs land or Linus land.

I will only be angry if

You have no land.

If you have no land,

I will scream.

If you have two land,

I will touch both land.

Do not be alarmed when I arrive.

I will do so quietly.

You will leave your door unlocked.

You w...Devamını Oku

Jesse Plemons is a talented actor, but he has not yet achieved his masterpiece.

He was great in Breaking Bad. I love this show with all my heart and soul. However, I wouldn't put it in the conversation of the best handful of pieces of fiction ever made like Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Seven Samuraï, Lawrence of Arabia, the Godfather, There Will Be Blood, The Batman. That’s the kind of piece of art where you can’t find a flaw.

The final campaign mission of Warcraft 3 The Frozen Throne is a war beween chads and Incels and you play on the chad team.

The amount of sass from Arthas in this entire campaign showcases his dominance, he is putting the incels in their place and displaying his alpha male energy as he crushes them effortlessly with his chadness.

Meanwhile on the other team, you have the guy Arthas cucked, a guy who got cucked by his brother and a woman who almost got cucked twice by two separate women. All of them are violent incels that need their dopamine because they are stereotypically inherently degener...Devamını Oku

he's stupid but he's hot. He got that twink thing going on. id crack fs ngl. I bet he got cake too lowkey. People hate him and I get it fs bc he be doing some bullshit but he gets a pass from me for being fine

I have the weirdest fear ever

Whenever I'm in the toilet taking a shit, a thought keeps running in my head. What if while i was pushing hard, a portal quickly opened and a female CIA agent in a suit got out of it and said "no time to explain", snatched me mid poop extraction and took me through the portal, looked around and found the new room I'm in is full of important people so i pull up my pants, I'm given full gear to fight crime in a popular US city, and now im forced to jump around and catch criminals all day long without taking a break while theres a pile of shit ...Devamını Oku

I will never need drugs as long as i've got Jimi Hendrix. Whenever i hear his music i start running around and screaming like i'm on cocaine. Each song, each word, each note aids in my destruction yet eases the pain that goes with it. My limbs are hacked at with dull axes and blood is gushing into a violent pool below me, but my mind is in a psychedelic heaven. I couldn't care less because after i die Hendrix himself will resurrect my soul and put me right back in the straight world. The pain of the human plane is too much to bear. Hendrix has held me up on such a high that as soon...Devamını Oku

I know this wasn't the games or the mods fault. It was totally my own. But I decided to share this story now that I'm finally getting better.

All of this started some months ago, probably 10 or 8 months (sorry i lost track of time). I descovered Forsaken through a Lyrical Cover of Plead. I liked the song, It was very catchy, and I decided to play for myself. Besides dying a lot during those rounds, mostly being the first to die, I had a lot of fun while doing so. I used to play almost everyday, now I'm more of a casual fan.

But anyway. My brain couldn't stop consuming C00lkid...Devamını Oku

For the love of GOD HIMSELF AND CHRIST ALMIGHTY I am so fucking TIRED of seeing Dreamybull's bleeding prolapsed cumhole. This is a THUGPOSTING MEME SUBREDDIT not a platform to put Dreamy's depravity into a fucking spotlight. Every time I see his fucking orangutan lip asshole my stomach fucking churns and it makes my own asshole feel insufferable. Please, you fucking cretins. This is the gay black porn funny meme posting sub, not gaypornstarsupdate.com. I do not fucking CARE what Dreamybull is saying on his twitter. I want GAY BLACK THUGS THUGGING IT OUT

December 31st 2025 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2026. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2026. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2026. Go wall...Devamını Oku

Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home. Franklin will eve...Devamını Oku

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.