Kategori: İngilizce Floodlar

Did I use a nuclear-capable intercontinental ballistic missile to respond to a home invasion? Yes. Was it proportional? No. But was it justified? Abso-fucking-lutely. He kicked the door once. Just once.
But that was enough for my threat matrix to go from “mild disturbance” to “DEFCON 1.”

I assessed the situation calmly.
I looked at my options:
🔲 Call 911
🔲 Hide under the bed
✅ Press the big red button labeled "LOL try me”

In 7 minutes, 32 states no longer existed. The intruder? Vaporized mid-step.
My home? Cratered. My will to live? Vindicated. In court, they asked; �...Devamını Oku

(Disclaimer) I have gotten comfortable asking questions on here because for one I’m just curious and two Yeah I’m just curious. All I’m asking is for everyone to be nice, if you don’t want to answer my question, then just don’t, no need to leave rude comments.

I’m asking this because, Yesterday in my science class, I was made to go up to the board and fill a spot for this boy who didn’t want to go up. It was lowkey not a big deal, but me being me I was a little upset in the moment because he looked very capable of going to do his part for his group. He was just sitting there an...Devamını Oku

The clock strikes 12. You let out a sigh, it's time for your daily fap session. With bloodshot eyes, you mindlessly scroll your way to porn websites.At this point, it's become second nature. You suddenly remember that you spend more time jerking off to japanese cartoons than interacting with human beings, but quickly brush the thought away, as the stress induced by porn addiction is already too much to handle. To help alleviate some of the guilt, you delude yourself into believing lies, "porn is healthy!", "porn is normal!", "everyone does it!" and other n...Devamını Oku

Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were...Devamını Oku

The f students are inventors. There so fucking creative that they couldn’t sit in class, they couldn’t listen. Because what ever people were trying to put in their head, they knew it was Fucking bullshit.

notes etc fun stories here, never heard them before but I will tell you this:

NIKKI [stagename] it won't be a noun or a verb, but an adjective I can recall and this woman, I swear, to fuck and I do to you I swear it is just like the Lady, on the Ghosts Show on TV but American and my Firend: do this,

Look Back into the Footage from the event we remember best from what the Richest Man in the History of the world, that, one that is like an Isambard Kingdom Brunell of Social Media and Big Plans for the kind of behavior which, I don't approve of but He did tell me that the Boy, here, had...Devamını Oku

Knew a guy like this in college. A real mousy little kid who, unbeknownst to all the rest of us, also happened to be some super genius. In fact, I kind of thought he was stupid for a while. He never got his driver's license, and whenever I'd ask why, he'd just say "I won't need one." He never had a girlfriend as far as I knew, and would spend all his free time playing Dota. Still, dude was chill af, and he had the biggest dorm so we'd hang out at his place. It went like that for about 2 years. Then, out of nowhere, the guy disappears! Doesn't tell anybody and ...Devamını Oku

finna lose my shit (insert thing you don't like) but y'all don't give a fuck. Suck my dick (insert thing/person you don't like)

Watched a girl on the subway knuckle deep in her nostril, digging away for gold, as she pulled her finger out of her nose and examined her treasure intently before eating it. It wasn’t like a one time thing either, she was making a full meal out of it. All the while being surrounded by other people. I watched for a while before looking away and locking eyes for a brief second with another stranger who shared a face of absolute disgust.

This was a grown ass, mid 20s woman munching away on nose nuggets. Not even like a quick, sly, pretending to be scratching her nose type of picking. She was ...Devamını Oku

Yuri please touch me
god I want someone to cut themselves for me…. It’d be so fucking pretty
“Hey I just cut deeper!”
good girl
My beautiful, purple princess. I love you forever, so so much my beloved doll. I’d take care of you and cuddle you to sleep. I’ll be your ideal prince/princess, let you do what you want with me. I love you so fucking much I’d sacrifice everything for your existence, you’re my ideal partner. I’ll be your kitten or you could be my kitten. We can have an amputated cat together, anything you want baby. My lovely thicc wife, I want to touch your titties. ...Devamını Oku

Patch notes 92.28.211.234 "I have your IP address kid". In case you've noticed (you haven't), there have been a few changes to the sub lately.

You can now comment with GIFs and images. Go ham.
Better spam control to combat bots. No more "MiK4lya CAmPin0 L3aks" hopefully.
Rules Update. Erotica/smut will be meet with 28 days ban. Duration will increase for repeat offenders (28, 60, 120, etc). Go over to Wattpad to write your sexy sex peanits stories.
Mod list update. Suspended mods have been removed. Inactive mods will also eventually be removed after a while. Sub would had been ba...Devamını Oku

Biraz garip bir yazı olabilir çünkü ülkemizde bu tarz bir içerik görmedim fakat yabancılarda çok ilgi çeken bir konu gelin biraz biz de tartışalım ve bir şeyler öğrenelim. Şimdi başlık doğru yanlış duymadınız. (benim gözümde monitörler 20 sene boyunca ilerlemedi aksine geriledi) bu yüzden 4K 144Hz monitörümü bırakıp tekrardan CRT kullanmaya başladım. Peki bu nasıl oluyor? Kısaca CRT monitörler yani tüplü dediğimiz monitörleri hepimiz bir dönem kullandık ve hayatımızdan çıkarıp kısa bir süre sonra LCD panellere geçtik. Hatta CRT kullandığım...Devamını Oku