Stop objectifying female cows now!
I was watching female cows being milked to death on YouTube and I noticed that they wouldn't censor their nipples and vaginas. Now, because I was masturbating and watching YouTube intermittently so I could goon for hours on end, I ended up reaching climax while masturbating to female cows, and I didn't like that. Why won't you motherfuckers censor female cow vaginas for fuck sake!? Are you gooners fucking crazy? What would have happened if my little brother caught me masturbating to a cow video!? I am concerned he might be headed down that path. Imagine if I then caught my little brother spitting cow milk at the screen and licking it off as he watched a bunch of naked female cows being milked on an industrial scale and wanking off at the same time. I don't want my little brother to become a serial gooner with a cow fetish. I don't want my eyes to suffer that fate.
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