An ant hill. Red ants. If you fuck the hill they bite your penis.
An ant hill. Red ants. If you fuck the hill they bite your penis. Then while fucking the hill you are killing some of them. Then you kill a lot of them when you flood the hill with cum. So I think what actually turns me on is the ant genocide.
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