My girlfriend asked to do a 69
I said "what's that?" she said "lay down an I'll show you" so she went to squat over my face.
as she did she farted and jumped up and said "sorry" and then tried again, she then farted a 2nd time.
with that I jumped up an said "I'm off, I'm fucked if I'm hanging around for another 67 of them"
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fuck sake lol
67??? six seven???? OH MY GOODOD OMG OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GODOAHSHWIDI
Six seven
It only happened because she splayed her legs out in the shape of a sick chevron.