Lando Norris flavor Monster

Straight up this drink is bullshit. I'm actually pissed off about this bogus ass drink man what the hell is this flavor? I looked at the can and it was like "this drink tastes like Lando Norris winning a formula 1 race" like man if you don't shut the fuck up this drink tastes like cucumbers and doubt. I hope lando norris loses all his races after this. I don't even watch formula 1 either man I think that shits boring I just expected a more exciting drink. Lando you a bitch for this drink you really gonna co-sign it? If I'm lando Norris I'm not settling for anything that tastes like a birth mark. I would give this drink like a 2 but that implies they actually tried. Monster gotta figure their shit out cus lately their drinks have been stupid as hell. This a fat thumbs down from me buddy I cannot co-sign this bullshit. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to work. Also I was not pouring it out for my dead I was dumping it on the fucking ground cus that's where it belongs.

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  1. Mung2009
    Nisan 24, 2026 - 9:07 am

    I’m glad you didn’t overreact

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  2. Soggy-Class1248
    Nisan 24, 2026 - 9:07 am

    You should nuke monsters inc

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