Awesome things that are awesome!
Hey, you, looking at the screen, let me ask you a question:
Do you like awesome things that are awesome?
Then you got to play this game, dude!
It's freaking cool and crazy addicting, like popping-bubble-wrap addictive!
Check this out; See, that's your dash move:
There's a short dash, long dash, jump dash, spiral, slide.
There's probably a dash that makes you breakfast, I don't know!
"Oh, great idea!"
"Wait, what?"
Point is, you're dashing around like a freaking moonman, and I love it!
Oh, look at this, there's all these combo moves you can do, then you can do combos on combos to rack up your score and I know you like that combo on combo action!
But I save the best for last; Absorption boost:
You kill and enemy and you can absorb their power-ups and stuff that'll make you faster and stronger, and make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night.
So what do you think? You ready to play?
"I'm ready!"
"No one's talking to you, dude!"
Mighty Number 9
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