The 1980gamer may never game again due to this dastardly conundrum – fake greentext

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> transform NES cartridge into Gameboy chip

> try to force Gameboy chip into Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> contemplate my choices silently

> transform NES cartridge into Gameboy chip

> try to force Gameboy chip into Gamecube

> stop and think about what I've done for a second

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> try to force Gameboy chip into Gamecube

> ponder my actions

> add a Gameboy chip adaptor to my Gamecube

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> try to put NES cartridge in Gameboy

> think of something epic

> transform NES cartridge into Gameboy chip

> try to force Gameboy chip into Gamecube

> wondering

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> forcefully bash NES cartridge into Gamecube disc receptacle

> reflect on my choice of actions

> stare at Gamecube

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> reflect on my choice of actions

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> get a Gameboy and a NES Cartridge

> try to put NES cartridge in Gameboy

> think of something epic

> transform NES cartridge into Gameboy chip

> try to force Gameboy chip into Gamecube

> wondering why this isnt working

> slot Gameboy chip into Gamecube's chip receptacle

> close and turn on Gamecube

> try to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> think of something else

> transform NES cartridge into Gameboy chip

> put chip in Gameboy and boot it up

> this shit is taking way too long bruh

> dejectedly place NES cartridge next to Gamecube

> think

> get stuck in a time-loop while trying to put NES cartridge in Gamecube

> condemned to endlessly smash NES cartridge around the Gamecubes disc receptacle

> I may never game again due to this dastardly conundrum