My little brother is loudly petting his snake every day, and I’m the only one who notices…

I can still remember the first time I heard it. A distinct, loud slapping noise.

At first I tried to ignore it, but the boldness and how blatant it is are driving me insane.

Day in and day out I have to hear his loud breathing and the slapping noises coming from the toilet. The worst part is that I seem to be the only one noticing. I thought he would have been caught by now, but nothing.

I confronted him online (how am I even supposed to face to face) but the little fucker pretends I do not exist.

I have no problem with masturbation itself, but this guy apparently forgets that he shares a house with his family.

We even had guests over and he still kept doing it every single day. Absolutely zero shame.

So yeah, I just wanted to get this off my chest and say how badly I want to beat his ass for being disgusting. But of course I would be the bad guy then according to my family.

Edit: I wish I was the only one noticing but I'm from a pretty religious family and petting snakes is a big no no.