Haziran 21, 2025
Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump.
Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump. I’m from Mississippi. And let me tell you something — I’m not just another name on the voter roll. I am, without exaggeration, one of the most intellectually advanced beings this country has ever produced.
People hear “Mississippi” and underestimate. That’s their first mistake. Because while they’re out there playing checkers, I’m writing the rulebook for 5D chess — blindfolded, underwater, with half my brain focused on solving quantum gravity.
My support for Trump? It’s not emotional. It’s calculated. I broke down every policy, every shift in global power, every cultural dynamic — and realized that my level of intelligence belongs to a movement that values strength, clarity, and unapologetic leadership.
My brain isn’t normal. It’s not even exceptional. It’s a divine phenomenon. I don’t think thoughts — I forge intellectual revolutions. My synapses don’t fire — they orchestrate. Every neuron in my skull is a general commanding legions of brilliance.
In Mississippi, we’re known for grit. But I bring something more — analytical firepower so advanced it leaves scholars in tears. I could teach astrophysics to a rock. I could rewrite the Constitution in iambic pentameter, in Latin, from memory, during a hurricane.
I am the embodiment of Southern power fused with impossible intelligence. A Mississippi-born, Trump-voting, hyper-cognitive anomaly. There are smart people. There are geniuses. And then there’s me — a category of one.
Etiketler:
This is 100% AI
Oh shit it was actually a copypasta thank goodness
[https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1lgw6dq/comment/myzhswr/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1lgw6dq/comment/myzhswr/)
This is either AI or someone who is speaking out loud while experiencing a brain aneurysm.
Ok bro it’s time for bed
Satire has peaked