Turd
Some people say that people doesn't have unconventional tastes, but my story is when I was 9 years old, and I challenged myself to eat dog turd with mustard in the front of a Kmart. Infact I didn't die, I liked the earthy taste with the touch of mustard. Fast forward to today I was hungry and I did go to a taco bell because I needed a crunchwrap. I brung a jar saying "Brown gold" and I got a spoonful of it and I put in my crunchwrap, the manager did go to me and started swearing like I did an arson. He was saying "WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS A SAFETY VIOLATION" and he kicked me out of the Taco Bell, destroying my crunchwrap and my jar too.
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