The fuck you guy.
Try not to get scared. Scariest stories.
I was walking down the street one day when I was stopped by the fuck you guy. "Fuck you!" I then shot the fuck you guy 43 times in the chest with my desert eagle. "I'm calling the police. You just shot that man?" Fuck! I said. I ran over to my friend Sky's house and stayed in hiding. Nut little did I know, Sky's pet was… The Creature?
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