Spoem
Don’t nobody mess with my Spamton ‘do
Or I’m gonna beat the shit out of you
Do not fucking mess with my Spamton style
I will break your teeth I will wipe out your smile
Get yer dirty mitts off my Spamton hair
Or I’ll smash your bones with a fold up chair
You don’t ever wanna touch my Spamton coif, bitch
I will use sandpaper to jerk you off with
Better not call it a Spamton wig
Or guess whose grave I’m gonna make you dig?
You see my hair is tantamount
If you fuck it up then I will knock you out
Stand behind the velvet rope
Keep your hands on check
Else I’m gonna put my hands
Around your skinny little neck
I’m not here to play but I’m here to win
I don’t have a heart of glass
But I’ll crack your glass chin
Spamton hair on fleek and slay
Please don’t touch my hair, okay?
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