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Ekran, Meet the Sniper’a benzer şekilde, ıssız bir yol görüntüsüne dönüşüyor. Hafif flüt müziği, yumuşak bir davul eşliğinde çalıyor. Ezilmiş bir Bonk’a doğru yavaşça aşağı doğru bir tava! kutu pirinç bir süslemeyle delinmiştir. Aniden, bir Kırmızı Ekmek kamyonu sağdan çığlık atarak görüş alanına giriyor, konserveyi ve balık kuyruğunu deviriyor, neredeyse arka tamponunu parçalayacaktı. Sol şeritte devam ediyor.]
[Cut to a right side view of the van. The camera pans from the rear towards the front while a heavy drum beat plays. The logo is pock-marked with bullet holes and the white paint has been scraped off the sides. The camera continues panning and steadies at the van's open air cab, revealing a sleeping Scout and the Heavy hunched over at the wheel.]
[Interior shot of the cab. The windshield has bullet holes on the left and is completely knocked out on the right. The Heavy's bulk is apparent on the left as compared to the Scout's relaxed pose with his feet on the dashboard. Fuzzy dice adorn the rear view mirror. The Heavy continues to drive the van on the right side of the road when the dashboard monitor begins to softly beep.]
[Cut to a side view of the right-hand side of the cab. The Heavy looks disapprovingly at the sleeping Scout. He returns his eyes to the road. The dashboard beeps again and the Heavy hits the Scout without taking his glance off of the road. Shaken, the Scout jerks awake.]

İzci: Vaaay! Vaaay! Ne?! Ne? Ah.
[The Scout reaches over and with his right hand, pushes a button on the monitor. It is a video call from Miss Pauling.]
Bayan Pauling: Scout, ben Pauling. Evrak çantasını aldığını söyle bana. İzci: Evet, elbette. Bayan Pauling: Peki kimse sizi görmedi mi? İzci: Ehhh. [He raises his hands and shrugs his shoulders] Aslında hiç kimse- Bayan Pauling: [Her expression darkens as she cuts Scout off] Scout, şu anda buradayım. Scout: Bu komik bir hikaye…
[The cab's rear door abruptly opens and the Soldier steps out, and with his right hand, hastily pushes Scout's face into his seat. The Scout throws up his hands, the Heavy is startled and momentarily loses control of the van, and the Soldier takes over the monitor.]
Asker: [Brightly] Merhaba Bayan Pauling! Herkesi öldürdük ve bir evrak çantası aldık!
[He brandishes a BLU briefcase]
Bayan Pauling: Herkes değil, Asker. Yedi tanık bıraktınız arkadaşlar.
[A bloodied hand can be seen in the background reaching for help. Miss Pauling turns and shoots them with a silenced pistol. The hand collapses.]
Bayan Pauling: [matter-of-factly] Altı.
[The camera cuts to a rear shot of the van pulling into a dirt road flanked by rocky cliffs and several Sentries and a RED-owned building in the distance. A dead BLU soldier can be seen draped on the roof of the van. As the van drives in, a wooden prop of a cactus with some desert plants pops up and a painted curtain background falls into place, disguising the entrance.]
Bayan Pauling: [she continues talking as the camera pans] Bak, evrak çantasını güvende tut, tamam mı?
[Side shot of the van rolling down a ramp and pulling into a garage. The rear bumper falls off.]
Bayan Pauling: İyi hafta sonları çocuklar.
[Front shot of the van pulling into the garage. A BLU Demoman's boot can be seen sticking out from underneath of the hood which has a hood ornament reading "SWORD". The Heavy looks harassed and brings the vehicle to a stop. The dead BLU soldier slides off the roof. The Heavy leaves the keys in the ignition and exits the van.]
Asker: [his hand still covering the Scout's face] Güle güle Bayan Pauling! Şimdi minibüsten ayrılıyorum. (Not: altyazılar okundu "Bayan Pauling")
[The Soldier disappears into the rear of the van and the door slides closed behind him. Cut shot to the Scout who looks relieved at the hand being removed from his face. He adjusts his hat and headset with both hands. He looks back at the door.]
İzci: Güle güle. Tamam o zaman.
[The background music stops and the van grows quiet. The Scout turns back to the monitor.]
Scout: Hey, merhaba Bayan Pauling! Gitmeden önce. Ahh- Bayan Pauling: Ha?
[She is dragging a body. He stammers and scratches his face.]
Bayan Pauling: [distracted] İzci mi? Ne? Bir şey söylemek. İzci: [regains confidence] Muhtemelen bu hafta sonu gerçekten meşgulsün, değil mi? Bayan Pauling: [finished with dragging body, she stands up and wipes the dirt from her hands] Bundan bahsetmen komik. Hımm. Görünüşe göre bütün hafta sonu cesetleri gömeceğim. [she grabs a Fire Axe and brings her face closer to the camera] Yani hapse girmezsin. İzci: [stammering] Ah g-iyi. Yani ikimiz de meşgulüz.
[Cut to Miss Pauling on the monitor. She looks at him quizzically in silence. He returns the glance awkwardly. Suddenly a siren can be heard in the background with guards shouting. Miss Pauling reacts and turns hurriedly from the camera.]
Bayan Pauling: Ah! Gitmem gerek.
[She disappears off-camera. Muffled shots can be heard. The monitor buzzes off. Cut back to the Scout with a pained expression on his face. Side view of cab with the Scout leaning back resignedly.]
İzci: Pek çok insan meşguliyetle meşgul. (Not: başlık şöyledir "işletme")
[Heavy can be seen in the background, checking the fridge's contents. The Spy walks slowly, passing in front of the camera from left to right, cigarette in hand.]
Casus: [smugly] Tekrar çevir sesini sorduğumu görüyorum. İzci: [sitting up and angrily gesturing] Cehenneme git Spy.
[He drops his demeanor and looks dejected. He looks down, then chuckles sadly to himself. He gets out of the van. The Heavy takes a drumstick from the fridge and tosses it over his shoulder.]
[The camera pans slowly with the Scout walking left to right from the van to the table. A medium tempo jazz instrumental starts with flute, piano, and drums. He tosses the keys in the air and deftly catches them. The Soldier attempts to extricate the BLU Demoman's body from the hood of the van. The RED Demoman takes a quick spin on the Teleporter and disappears. The Heavy manages to find a Sandvich and leans contently on the fridge door and takes a bite.]

İzci: [gestures to the table which holds another Teleporter, a loaf of bread, and an ashtray] Hey, şuna bak. Siz iki aptal ne üzerinde çalışıyordunuz?
[The Medic and the Engineer are discussing something, but turn to Scout when he addresses them. The Scout tosses the keys. They both glare at him, ignoring the keys which clatter to the floor.]
İzci: [sarcastically and worried] Güzel yakalama.
[The Engineer turns to the Medic. He turns to address the Scout while the Medic steps back.]
Mühendis: Evet. Şimdi dinle… Işınlayıcı üzerinde bazı deneyler yapıyoruz.
[The Engineer gestures with his head to the Teleporter. The Soldier wanders over, interested. The Heavy remains at the fridge door, eating his Sandvich, but observing.]
Mühendis: Peki evet. Hepiniz buna bir göz atmalısınız.
[The flute continues to trill in the background. The Engineer picks up his PDA and activates the Teleporter; it starts whirring into action. The Soldier stands with his arms akimbo. Suddenly, another loaf of bread appears, silently hovering. The Heavy is somewhat intrigued, but the Soldier is utterly amazed, reaching out with both hands to grab the loaf. The Scout, however, is unimpressed.]
İzci: [disinterestedly while the background drum beats a steady tattoo] Vay. Ekmeği ışınlayabilirsiniz. Bu…büyük haber. Hımm. Demo birayla birlikte geri döndü mü? Çünkü ben…
[He turns back while the Medic breaks open the loaf with a sickening crunch. The interior of the loaf contains pulsating green lumps and teeth. The Engineer winces while the Scout yelps and throws his hands in the air. The background music stops]
İzci: Vay be! Bu da ne böyle? Doktor: [cheerily, gesturing slightly with half of the throbbing loaf] Tümörler!
[Cut to the Heavy. He suddenly looks concerned and stops eating his Sandvich. He eyes it worriedly.]
Mühendis: [adjusting his helmet] Bunun ne anlama geldiğini biliyorsunuz değil mi?
[The Soldier suddenly grabs the Scout by the neck and slams him onto the table.]
Asker: Ahhh! Artık ekmeği ışınlayamıyoruz! İzci: [choked and strained] Benim hatam değil..!
[He nearly chokes the Scout and raises a hand as if to punch his face. The Heavy still leans nonchalantly on the fridge door. The Engineer intervenes raising his hands.]
Mühendis: Vay be! Vay… Tam olarak değil, Asker. [he places his hand on the Soldier's back and smiles] Dilediğiniz kadar ekmeği ışınlıyorsunuz.
[His smile fades and he removes his helmet. Ominous sounding strings start up. The Heavy looks at his Sandvich, sniffs it, shrugs, and continues eating.]
Mühendis: Bu hepiniz için geçerli. Eğer herhangi birinizin sizden önce yapmak istediği bir şey varsa… Peki. Ölü. Şimdi…iyi bir zaman olabilir.
[Suddenly, the Spy's voice is heard. The Engineer turns. Cut to the Spy, languidly brandishing a cigarette from its case]
Spy: Bu tümörlerin bizi öldürmesi ne kadar sürer? Doktor: Vell, bakalım. [he gestures, thinking out loud.] Hepimiz ışınlayıcıyı günde altı kez kullanıyoruz diyelim…
[Cut to the rest of the team, Scout is still rubbing his sore neck, the Soldier stands stoically, the Heavy still leans on the fridge door, Sandvich now half-eaten, and the Engineer replaces his helmet, backwards as usual. Cut back to the Medic]
Doktor: Dört yılın katı. Eksi…ekmek değiliz. Hmm. Üç gün.
[The Spy is startled. The Medic turns back abruptly.]
Doktor: Evet.
[The strings rise to a crescendo while the camera dramatically zooms to the Medic's face. Deep chimes accent the moment]
Doktor: Hepimizin yaşayacak üç günü var.
[The strings slow then stop. Cut back to the team. The Scout and Heavy look worried while the Engineer looks down at the floor. The Soldier, confused, counts off: one, two…]
Demoman: Vay be! Voooo!!
[He appears in a flash from the idle Teleporter. He triumphantly celebrates his arrival with a crate of beer with limes wedged in the necks, his grenades on his vest removed to carry bottles. As he wobbles precariously on the Teleporter as it slows down, we can see that he is also festively clad in a sombrero and novelty Margarita shaped sunglasses while also carrying another beer]
Demoman: Woo. [he looks around at their faces] Ne?
[Expiration Date Title Card]
[RED BASE: 70 HOURS TIL DEATH Cut to the RED BREAD building. It is now night and a lone Level 1 Sentry guards the entrance. A march-like drum beat plays]
[Cut to a close-up of a poker table. A cigar smolders in the ashtray while the Spy unceremoniously drops a metal pail. It is filled with note cards. A literal bucket list.]

Casus: Bu bir kova.
[Cut to a side shot of the mercenaries at the poker table. With the Demoman on the far right in the foreground grasping his bottle, everyone else is arranged clockwise from him: Pyro, Sniper, Heavy, Scout, Soldier, and Spy on the right foreground. Everyone is wearing an odd watch with a large digital display. Half-standing, the Soldier examines the bucket.]
Asker: Sevgili Tanrım. Casus: Daha fazlası var. Asker: [astonished] HAYIR! Casus: [ignoring him] Buradaki her insanın son arzusunu içeriyor. [turns] İzci. Herkesin son dileğini topladın mı? Scout: Ah, eminim!
[He salutes. The Heavy slowly folds his arms.]
Casus: Mükemmel. Beyler, ölüm saatlerinizi senkronize edin.
[Cut to a close-up of the watch. Red embossing tape declares it a "DEATH CLOCK". The display beeps as the various mercenaries set their watches. It reads 70:00:00. 70 hours left to live and counting. Taps-like trumpet-playing is heard.]
[All the mercenaries are expressionless except for the Heavy who is on the verge of falling asleep with his arms folded. The Spy steps from the front of the table and walks from right to left, lit cigarette in his right hand, and the left firmly clasped behind his back.]

Casus: Yetmiş saat ömrümüz var. Çoğu erkek için hiç zaman yoktur.
[The camera cuts to a shot of the Spy walking behind Heavy's back. A Payload Pinball machine can be seen in the background. The music swells from mournful to patriotic. He places a hand on the Heavy's shoulder, jerking him awake. The Heavy momentarily looks guilty.]
Casus: Biz çoğu erkek değiliz.
[The Spy now walks behind the table. The camera pans to a shot showing all the mercenaries gathered around the table intently focusing on his words.]
Casus: Biz paralı askeriz. Kaynaklarımız var. Vasiyet. Bu saatleri değerlendirmek için! [he gestures emphatically with his lit cigarette while the trumpets and drum beats swell]
Casus: [sudden close-up while the background music cuts off] Saat işliyor beyler. Haydi başlayalım.
[Reverse shot with the bucket in the foreground. The mercenaries' expressions show varying degrees of interest. The Spy draws a note card from the bucket.]
Spy: Ölmek üzere olan ilk dileğimiz Scout’unki. [he gestures] O…
[The Spy examines the card. His brow wrinkles]
Casus: …arabanın çarptığı resmi çizdi.
[The drawing is somewhat crude. The muscle car is drawn in much greater detail than the Spy who is thrown up into the air, becoming disemboweled with blood spurting everywhere.]
Casus: [he peers closer] Üzerimden yayılan bir şey var. Scout: Evet, bunlar kokuşmuş çizgiler.
[He turns to the rest of the mercenaries in a mock whisper. The Heavy is mildly amused.]
Scout: Bu yüzden araba ona çarptı. Çünkü kokuyor. Casus: [rolling his eyes as he draws another card] Evet anlıyorum. İşte beni çizdin…
[The camera tastefully remains on his face.]
Casus: [somewhat bemused] …Eyfel Kulesi’yle cinsel birleşme. [he tosses it and draws another while the Scout giggles] Eyfel Kulesi benimle seks yapıyor. [toss and giggle] İkimiz de cinsel ilişkiden sonra rahatlıyoruz.
[The Demoman confusingly mouths "post-coitus" and the Scout is nearly in tears with laughter.]
Casus: [growing more irritated] Ağlıyorum ve Eyfel Kulesi’nden kötü kokular geliyor. [he angrily throws the card down] Kovaya Scout dışında kimse kart mı koydu?!
[The Heavy and Sniper are slightly amused. The Scout is near breathless with laughter.]
İzci: [giggling] Ah dostum, Klasik İzci. Casus: [sighing] Fantastik. Bu benim için büyük bir zaman kaybıydı. Asker: [pulling out a card] Benimkini okumadın! Casus: [another sigh] Kovayı istediğini mi söylüyor? Asker: [interrupting] Evet!
[Disgusted, the Spy slides the bucket over as the rest of the mercenaries get up to leave. The Soldier greedily grabs the pail with both hands. The camera moves to an overhead shot of the now-empty table as the Spy pulls his Cigarette Case from his jacket and draws a cigarette.]
Casus: Cehennemde görüşürüz. [he snaps the case shut]
[The camera switches to the mercenaries walking down a hallway. The Soldier stops and examines his new bucket next to a sign pointing to the "LAB". Mid-tempo mysterious music plays with rhythmic drums, piano, and plucked strings. The Engineer and Medic walk by pushing Teleporters and piles of bread on two carts to the lab. A loaf of the bread falls off of the pile and Soldier gasps and grabs his bucket more tightly. The camera spotlights the loaf with ominous bass piano notes. A grin appears on his face as he stares at the fallen loaf. The screen cuts to black.]
[SPY'S SMOKING ROOM: 58 HOURS TIL DEATH Cut to rear shot of the Spy sitting back in his leather arm chair. The room is dimly lit with moonlight and the warm glow of the fireplace. The Spy swirls his cut crystal glass and takes a drink whilst reading "Dapper Cadaver Monthly" magazine, as the track of the same name plays in the background. Someone knocks on his door.]

Casus: Git buradan.
[He flips a page and frowns. The Scout opens the door and peeks in.]
Scout: Hey, ah, bir saniyen var mı? Casus: Ah, Scout. Lütfen. Gitmek [bleep] kendin. İzci: [nervously] Evet. Hey bu, bu çok komik. Hımm. Neyse, ben…
[The Spy suddenly lunges towards the door, slamming it shut on Scout's body. He leans on it trying to force Scout out.]
İzci: [in pain] Beklemek! Beklemek! Beklemek! Ah. Haydi Spy.
[The Spy raises his knife, threateningly]
Scout: Sana üzgün olduğumu söylemek için kafamı kapıdan içeri sokuyorum. Casus: [rolls his eyes and gets off the door, light chimes and strings play] Çabuk ol. [he lights a cigarette]
İzci: [straightening himself out] Bu yüzden son dileğimi yazdım. [he brings out a card] Ben yapardım. Bayan Pauling’le… randevuya çıkmak istiyorum. Casus: [turns] Sen? Kızlara karşı çok kötüsün. İzci: Ne? Hayır. Hayır. Hayır. Spy, şuna bak. Ve bu. Ve burası. Spy, şuna bak. [he gestures to different parts of his body and spins around] Heh. Hayır. Kızlarla aram iyidir.
[Scene flashes back to a cheap fast food joint. Scout and a busty, blonde haired woman are standing at a counter with buckets of "Conquistador Fried Giblets" brand chicken drumsticks.]
İzci: İkimizin de kova dolusu tavuğu var. Yapmak ister misin? Sarışın Kadın: [shrugs] Tamam.
[Scene switches back to Spy and Scout.]
İzci: [frantic yet hushed strings play] Ama sen, Spy. Bayanlarla harikasın. Bilirsin, şık olanlar. Güzel kokan ve okuyabilen türden. Ve gözlükleri her zaman biraz eğri duruyor. Bilirsin? Benim gibi bir adama gitmeyenler.
[Spy looks at Scout with a smug grin.]
Spy: Hmm, peki sizce bu neden? Scout: Hadi ama Spy, bilmiyorum. Casus: O zaman mezarlarımıza götüreceğimiz bir gizem. Güle güle.
[Spy walks away to pour a drink. The bar has several bottles of RED wine, glasses, and a console. He selects a rocks glass to pour a hard liquor.]
İzci: Bekle. Beklemek. Ah. [sigh] Tamam aşkım. Bakmak. İyi. Casus. Bu asla bu odadan çıkmaz [sigh]. Sen benden daha iyisin. Elbette? Yardımınıza ihtiyaçım var.
[Spy stops pouring, looks up, and turns towards Scout.]
Casus: Yapacağım. Bir şartla.
[The Spy pushes a button on the console and a microphone pops up. He blows into it, causing feedback which reverberates throughout the building. The camera goes from the poker table, with the Demoman drinking, the Heavy and Sniper dozing, and the Pyro reading a magazine, to the Medic and Engineer in a lab with the tumor-filled bread, and then to Soldier carrying away a giant pile of bread loaves in his arms. They all perk up to the sound of feedback on the speakers.]
Casus: Söyle şunu [pushes microphone towards Scout] Tekrar.
[The strings hold, then fade as the scene cuts to black.]
[TRAINING GYM: 51 HOURS TIL DEATH Camera slowly pans into a nearly empty gymnasium. The Scout bounces on his feet on the right, looking nervous. The Spy calmly places a wine bottle on a cart and inspects two wine glasses. Behind him is a crash-test dummy, hanging on a stand. He places down a glass. Ominous bass strings play.]
[The Scout coughs and the Spy delicately places the second glass down. He pushes the cart which rolls to a stop in front of the Scout. It also holds a bucket of drumsticks, red roses, a vase, and a box of RED chocolates.]

Casus: [nonchalantly] Beni baştan çıkar.
[The Scout looks back, confused, and turns forward, arms akimbo.]
İzci: Sen mi? Casus: [pointedly] Beni baştan çıkar. İzci: Ne, Casus mu? Ben… Spy: BENİ BAŞTAN ÇIKAR! İzci: [taken aback] Sağ! Sağ. Tamam aşkım. [He looks down at the cart. He immediately picks up the bucket of fried chicken and lets out a quick sigh.] Tamam aşkım… [He walks up to the Spy.] H-hey, yakışıklı… Bir kova tavuğum var… Casus: [He slaps the chicken out of Scout's hands.] Ben sizin kızarmış tavuk serserilerinizden biri değilim! Ben bir kadınım! Adamlarımı tehlikeli severim… Gizemli… [Spy takes the dummy into his arms and starts dancing with it briefly before holding it in front of him.] Sevgilim olmak ister misin? Kazanın! Beni baştan çıkar! [He uses the dummy to slap Scout across the face, who looks up at him with a hurt expression in his eyes. Spy simply looks down at him with a smug grin on his face. An upbeat, funky jazz track starts playing.]
[The camera cuts to a shot of Spy and Scout in a classroom setting. The word DINNER is written on the chalkboard as Spy says something to the Scout. Later, the Scout can be seen sitting at the head of a long banquet table. At the other end, the Demoman and Sniper can be seen playing the Piano and Saxophone, respectively. Behind him, the Pyro and Spy are holding a bottle of wine and a bucket of chicken. Scout tries to take a drumstick from the bucket with a fork in hand a smile on his face, but Spy slaps his hand away. The fork flies out of his hand and lands on the Demoman's eyepatch, whose other eye immediately widens.]
[Cut back to Spy and Scout in the classroom, only this time DANCING is written on the chalkboard. Back in the previous room, Scout can be seen awkwardly dancing energetically. He points both his fingers at Spy, who merely shakes his head with disgust. The Spy proceeds to show Scout the proper way to dance, while Scout looks on in confusion. He attempts to mimic the Spy's actions, but instead sends the dummy flying into the Reel-to-Reel player behind them.]
[In the classroom, the word DEMEANOR is now written on the board as the Spy continues to educate Scout, who is busy drawing a picture of Spy being shot in the head. He hits Scout in the face with the pointer, who reels back in pain.]
[Scout can be seen reading a book titled Pick-up Lines for Fast Food Junkies. A can of BONK! is set in front of him. Jump cut to the future, and a pile of books has begun to accumulate around Scout, who has a pencil clenched between his teeth. More cans of BONK! can be seen littered around the room, and he is now reading a book titled Dating Nice Girls. Another jump cut, and the pile of books has been turned into a makeshift throne, which the Scout, who has the Bonk Boy on, reclines in it, a more confident expression on his face.]
[Cut to the Scout back at the banquet table, and he extends his pinkie out as he holds the chicken. Later, he can be seen gently kissing the hand of the dummy as the Spy watches. The Scout then can be seen dancing around the room with the dummy. He lowers the dummy down, holding onto its back with one hand as he looks up to Spy, who nods his head in approval. The head of the dummy falls off as the music reaches a crescendo, and Spy eyes it with a bemused expression on his face. Cut to black.]
[TRAINING GYM : 2 HOURS TIL DEATH Floodlights come to life, illuminating the Scout, who is sitting in a classroom chair in the middle of a wrestling ring. After a brief delay, he raises his hand in front of him to shield his eyes from the bright lights.]

Casus: Son Soru… [Cut to a shot of Spy, who is silhouetted against the floodlights.] Yedi kişilik bir akşam yemeği randevunuz var… saat kaçta geliyorsunuz? [He walks across the ring, awaiting Scout's answer.]
İzci: Yedi. AM Case restoran, personelin geçmişini araştırın. Aşçıya güvenilebilir mi? Aksi halde onu öldürmeliyim. [He makes a gun formation with his right hand. Spy can be seen walking around Scout as the camera rotates around him in the opposite direction.] Cesedi atın ve en geç saat 4:30’a kadar onun yerine kendi adamımı koyun…
[Spy looks down at Scout, and after a few seconds of thought, speaks…]
Casus: Hazırsın. İzci: [hopeful] Gerçekten mi? Casus: [chucking softly] Hayır. Az önce söylediğin her şey çılgıncaydı… ve zamanımız doldu. [He sets a glass of liquid in front of the Scout.] Tebrikler. Sen bir başarısızlıksın. İzci: Ah… [He stands up, bringing the desk with him. He sits back down and slides out of his chair. The Spy rolls his eyes and shakes his head in amusement.] Başarısız oldum, değil mi? Casus: [grinning] Evet. İzci: Öyle mi yaptım? Casus: Evet… İzci: Öyle mi yaptım? Casus: [Annoyed] Scout, bu iş nereye gidiyor? Scout: Konu şu ki sana ihtiyacım yok. Bu tarihi kendime koyacağım! Casus: [An expression of disbelief crosses his face] Kendin…? Scout: Aynen öyle, süslü pantolonlar, ben de! [The Spy's mouth twitches as he stops himself from laughing] O halde neden küçük başarısızlığını alıp yana doğru yuvarlamıyorsun ve… [The Spy taps his watch, voicelessly reminding Scout of the death watch] -Tamam kahretsin, gitmeliyim… [He quickly downs the rest of his drink and begins to walk off-screen, but leans back towards the Spy.] Canın cehenneme ama… [He walks by an alarm that's labeled In Case of Briefcase theft, push button. As he does so, he turns around, casually hits the button with his fist, and points at the Spy as he walks away. Klaxons start going off and red alarm lights begin flashing.]
[Fade to a shot of the Medic's Laboratory.]
[MEDIC'S LAB : 1 HOUR TIL DEATH]
[The blackboard has the results of previous teleporter experiments written on it. The camera slowly pans to the left, revealing the Engineer and Medic with a pair of teleporters set up between them. As the Medic inspects the teleporter, the Engineer calls out to him.]

Mühendis: Hazır mısınız? Doktor: [Turning to the Engineer] Hazır!
[The Engineer picks up a loaf of bread. The tumors are now plainly visible on the outside. He sniffs it briefly, then recoils backwards, making a noise of disgust. He places the bread on the teleporter, and it disappears in a flash of light. About a second later, it reappears in front of the Medic, and begins chittering loudly, squirming in place.]
Doktor: Ah!
[The Medic leans forward with interest. The bread grows teeth and roars at the Medic, who lets out a scream of fear as the bread creature leaps at his shoulder and latches onto it. The Medic continues to scream as he grabs onto the bread creature and attempts to pry it off.]
Mühendis: Ah, kahretsin…
[The Engineer walks off-camera as energetic drums start to play in the background. Cut to a shot of Miss Pauling on a scooter, speeding towards RED Base. A body bag and shovel can be seen strapped to the back of it. She ramps off the wooden bush and flies right through the curtain. A look of determination can be seen on her face. She comes to a stop outside a steel plate door and hops off of the scooter, shotgun in hand.]
[RED BASE : 40 MINUTES TIL DEATH]
[As Miss Pauling walks towards the door, the scooter falls onto its side. The severed hand of what is presumably the BLU Heavy falls out of one of the bags. Miss Pauling briefly turns towards the scooter, as if to set it back upright, but instead continues on towards the door. She places her back up against the wall to the left of the door and glances upwards briefly.]

Bayan Pauling: [Quickly] Hazırsın. Peki. [She lets out a deep breath, cocks the shotgun, and pushes the door open, spinning around and bringing the shotgun to Scout's chest, who's waiting for her there.]
İzci: [unconvincingly] Bayan Pauling. Ne beklenmedik bir sürpriz. Bayan Pauling: Evrak çantasını aldılar… Merak etmeyin, bunu düzeltebiliriz. [She pushes past the Scout, who follows her.] Onu geri alacağız ve Yöneticinin asla bilmesine gerek kalmayacak.
[A security camera tracks their movements as Miss Pauling adjusts her glasses.]
Scout: Bakıyorsun… Bakıyorsun… aahhhhhh…
[Close up of the camera, then cut to a shot of Demoman, Soldier, and Spy in a room full of monitors, watching the two interact. Spy is sitting in the chair in front of the monitors while Soldier and Demoman stand behind him.]
Demoman: Sarhoş! Asker: Yuvarlak! Yumuşak! Hayır, yuvarlak! Demoman: Bulanık!
[The Spy shakes his head, lowers his eyes, and brings his fingers to his temple in annoyance. Cut back to Scout and Miss Pauling.]
Scout: …Büyüleyici. Bayan Pauling: [Briefly glancing over at Scout] Hı-hı. Sen de. [Brief flash over to Spy, whose gaze returns to the monitor.] Durun… İşte oradaki evrak çantası… Scout, sen… [She turns to Scout, then she notices something off-screen.] Scout, balo mu yapıyoruz?
[Cut to a shot of the room behind them, which is decorated with ribbons, balloons, streamers, and various themed decorations while rocking jazz music plays. One of Medic's doves can be seen sitting in a birdcage hanging from the ceiling.]
İzci: Evet. Hayır. Evet-ah. Şey… Evet, olay şu ki…
[Cut to a shot of Soldier, Spy, and Demo watching the monitors. Soldier has a grin on his face, Demo looks concerned, and Spy looks very worried. Suddenly the Engineer bursts in through the door behind them.]
Mühendis: Arkadaşlar! Hey arkadaşlar, dinleyin! Tümörlere neden olan sadece ekmektir! Doktor: [Appearing behind the Engineer] Tümör bile değil! Bu, yalnızca saf buğdayın olduğu bir ortamda metastaz yapan, kendinin farkında olan bir güzellik işareti biçimidir. İşte, şunu izle.
[The Medic shakes up the jar he's carrying, which contains the bread creature from earlier. It spins around in the jar and comes to a stop.] Ah, bak! Benden o kadar nefret ediyor ki! [The bread creature attempts to bite the Medic again as the Soldier leans in for a closer look. The bread creature flips itself in the jar and gnashes its teeth at the bottom of the container, and the Soldier chuckles to himself at its actions. The Engineer walks up to Soldier and Medic and places his arms around their shoulders.]
Mühendis: [Laughing] Yani biz iyiyiz. Kimse ekmeği ışınlamadığı sürece. Asker: Soru. Mühendis: Sorunuz nedir Asker? Asker: Ekmeği ışınladım. Mühendis: Ne? Asker: Bana bunu yapmamı söyledin. Mühendis: [Threateningly] Ne kadar…? Asker: [Leaning backwards] Üç gün boyunca ekmek ışınlamaktan başka bir şey yapmadım.
[The Medic throws the jar containing the bread creature onto the ground. Shattering glass can be heard.]
Doktor: Nerede?! [He grabs the Soldier by his coat.] Onu nereye gönderiyordun?
[An ominous rumble shakes the entire base as the group look up at the ceiling. Cut to Scout and Miss Pauling, who are also looking up at the ceiling.]
Bayan Pauling: İzci… Yılda bir gün izin alıyorum. Ve sen onu boşa harcadın… [She looks around her, pausing mid-sentence.] –Bu! Güle güle! İzci: Bekle! Beklemek! Beklemek! Ah… [Scout walks towards a door labeled Dining Area.] Neden bunu akşam yemeğinde tartışmıyoruz? (Not: altyazılar okundu "lokanta")[He opens the door to reveal the maw of a giant bread monster, who lets out a loud roar, all while an epic orchestra plays.]
Bayan Pauling: [Yelling] Bu da ne!?
[The bread monster crashes through the door as Scout pulls Miss Pauling out of harm's way. The two run for the exit as the bread monster lunges after them, crashing through a wall. Scout backs up as one of the tentacles swipes at him. The dove from earlier flies at the monster and is promptly eaten by it. The wooden platform they're standing on creaks from the weight of the monster. Both Scout and Miss Pauling look down at the wood below them. Another jolt knocks them off their feet. Now weakened, the wooden platform collapses, sending the trio plummeting to the dirt below. Miss Pauling tumbles unceremoniously to the ground, helmet falling off of her head. The Scout, meanwhile, bounces off the bread monster and lands on his feet in a battle stance. He glances down to his right, and picks up a long piece of twisted metal with a spike on the end of it to use as a makeshift weapon.]
İzci: Bayan Pauling, koşun!
[Scout motions for her to escape to safety. Miss Pauling climbs to her feet and darts away, pressing herself up against the RED payload bomb. Heavy, Medic, and Pyro rush to the aid of Scout and Miss Pauling. Heavy and Medic pause and look at the bread monster with fear in their eyes.]
Ağır: [Turning to the Medic] ŞİMDİ, DOKTOR!
[Medic looks at the Heavy, then flips the handle of his Medi Gun. The healing beam latches onto the Heavy, and the Medi Gun crackles with energy as the ÜberCharge is deployed. Heavy revs his mini-gun up and walks towards the bread monster, firing his weapon. The Pyro can also be seen engulfing the monster in flames. It smashes the cliff face with a tentacle, causing rock to come tumbling down on the Heavy, who endures the debris pounding down on his back.]
[Cut to a shot of Miss Pauling watching the battle. The Pyro can be seen dashing back to the battle, having presumably been knocked back by the bread monster. Miss Pauling steps forward and turns to look at the bomb. The camera zooms in on the top of the bomb where the words DANGER: BOMB are spray-painted onto it. A look of realization appears on her face.]
[Cut back to the battle, and the Pyro stomps on one of the tentacles. The bread monster turns his attention towards the Pyro, and immediately has its mouth filled with fire. It recoils in pain, letting out a loud roar. Scout can be seen dodging the tentacles, jumping onto one and using his makeshift weapon to impale one of the other tentacles. In the background, the Heavy and Medic pushes forward while the Engineer and Demoman stay behind to build up a sentry and lob grenades at the bread monster, respectively. The Engineer smacks his Sentry Gun with his wrench, upgrading it to Level 2, and he motions for Demoman to move up.]
[Miss Pauling has now removed the panel off of the detonation mechanism of the bomb, and can be seen frantically messing with the wires. Scout, meanwhile, runs up to the side of the bread monster and slams his club into it. He then gets grabbed by a tentacle and is yanked into the air. The Sniper arrives at the battle, and after a brief moment of aiming, shoots the tentacle holding Scout, freeing him from its grasp. The monster throws Scout at the Demoman, and they both collapse onto the ground. The Scout scrambles to his feet and rushes forward, but is stopped by an uncloaking Spy.]

Casus: Bence gayet iyi gidiyor… [He gives the Scout a pat on the back as a cloud of dust rolls over them.] Şimdi git…! [He waves the Scout off and runs forward into battle. Scout turns back to Miss Pauling.]
İzci: Merhaba Bayan Pauling. Ah, çok üzgünüm… Bayan Pauling: [Looking up from the wires] Tanrım, Scout, ne için? Asla basmamanız gereken bir düğmeye mi basıyorsunuz? Evrak çantasında ne olduğu hakkında bir fikrin var mı? [Miss Pauling spots the watch on Scout's arm] –Ah, ah! Saatini bana ver! [She holds her hand out expectantly]
İzci: Evet. Kesinlikle! [He removes the watch from his arm and gives it to Miss Pauling] Bakın her şey burada başlıyor! Hayır, aslında bekle…
[The Scout is interrupted by a scream, and the Soldier flies into the hangar and lands on the ground.]
Asker: [proudly] HA HA HA! EKMEK IŞINLANDIM!
[Soldier is grabbed by a tentacle, dragged over towards the monster, and then thrown into a pile of broken lumber. In the distance, a tentacle knocks over both the Pyro and the Demoman as the Engineer hastily backs up to avoid another tentacle. The Sniper attempts to take another shot at the monster, but instead is lifted into the air by a tentacle that has grabbed a hold of the barrel of the rifle. He gets swung to one side and loses his grip on his gun. The Sniper tumbles through the gravel briefly before getting back to his feet and taking out his Kukri. He's about to rush forward to attack the monster, but pauses as the RED Bomb trundles into view.]
Scout: …bu da beni hikayenin asıl noktasına getiriyor; senden hoşlanıyorum ve muhtemelen bunun için oturmalısın…
[In the background, the Medic hurriedly rushed forward to heal the Pyro, who has been lifted by another tentacle]
Bayan Pauling: ARKADAŞLAR! PATLAMA KAPILARINI KAPATIN! [She points at the hangar they just exited from.]
[Engineer looks at her, then abandons his Sentry, which is now Level 3, to rush into the hangar. The Medic runs in front of the camera as it focuses back on Scout and Miss Pauling.]

İzci: Bayan Pauling. Bak, son birkaç saatimde sadece istedim…
[The bread monster grabs a hold of the bomb and swings it around in the air. It lets out another roar.]
Ağır: [Struggling to keep the blast doors open] HADİ! Scout: Hımm, boş ver… Bayan Pauling: KOŞ!
[The two rush towards the hangar, but they get cut off by the payload bomb being thrown at the blast doors, bending them and denying them access.]
İzci: Aman Tanrım…
[They back up towards the blast doors as the bread monster lumbers towards them slowly. A large fire has broken out behind it. Cut to a close-up of Scout and Miss Pauling. Scout is busy searching for an escape route while Miss Pauling has a look of terror on her face. Scout grabs a hold of her and yanks her off to one side as the bread monster knocks the bomb around. They take shelter behind it. Scout looks at the monster, which lets out a long roar. Fast zoom to the inside of its mouth, and the dove it swallowed earlier is seen sitting inside it. Scout and Miss Pauling look on, amazed, as the dove takes off and flies away.]
[Miss Pauling looks Scout in the eyes, grabs a hold of his arm, and gives him a nod of approval. She lets out a yelp as one of the bread monster's tentacles slams into the ground. Scout grabs a hold of her and, making use of the dance moves he learned from Spy, keeps her safe from harm. They stop as he holds her up and looks at her. She looks back at him for a few moments, then shoots an oncoming tentacle with the gun in her hand. He twirls her back onto her feet and the two start running.]
[Cut to a close-up of the timer, which ticks down to two seconds. Scout and Miss Pauling run at the bread monster as she lets out a yelp. The timer ticks down to one second as they leap straight into the open maw of the monster. It closes its mouth as the bomb explodes. A bright flash of light can be seen engulfing the monster, then the screen cuts to black.]
[A match is lit, revealing Scout and Miss Pauling pressed up against each other in a dark enclosed space.]

İzci: [Struggling] Aaahhhh… Ah… Bayan Pauling, iyi misiniz? Bayan Pauling: [Opening her eyes] Boynumun aşağısında hiçbir şey hissedemiyorum… İzci: Aman Tanrım… Bayan Pauling: Ah. Artık hissedebiliyorum. Ah. Ah. Scout: Aman Tanrım, çok üzgünüm. Bu… Bayan Pauling: Bu… çok… çok… EĞLENCELİ! [A smile forms on her face]
İzci: [A look of confusion on his face] Kızgın değil misin? Bayan Pauling: [quickly] Öfkeliydim. Aman Tanrım, evrak çantasının alarmını çalıştırmıştın ve bir nedenden dolayı balo yapıyordun. Ama sonra bir canavar vardı ve onu vurduk, bir bomba yaptık ve sanırım bacağım kırıldı. Bunu tekrar yapabilir miyiz? İzci: Evet, elbette! [He smiles, then it quickly turns into a frown] Bekle, hayır. Yapamayız. Öleceğim. Bayan Pauling: [Confused] Bekle, ne? Asker: [Poking his head into the cavity] İyi haber! Biz ölmüyoruz! Sonsuza kadar yaşayacağız!
[The Heavy lifts up the side of the monster's body, allowing light to flood over Scout and Miss Pauling.]
Doktor: Ben öyle bir şey söylemedim! Az önce tümörlerle dolu olmadığımızı söyledim! İzci: Ah Tanrıya şükür. [relaxes and chuckles] Evet, Bayan Pauling. Sanırım bu bir randevu. Bayan Pauling: Aslında bu yıl benim tek izin günüm. Scout: Ah… Bayan Pauling: Ah, ama bazı işlerde benimle birlikte gelebilirsin. [brings out a flip notebook]
[The camera slowly pulls back to reveal the body of the monster, which now lays motionless. Engineer and Medic are seen at the bottom of the shot discussing something. Spy flicks open his disguise kit, plucks a cigarette out of it, then snaps it closed again. Heavy grabs one of the detached tentacles and heaves it off to one side, then walks over to the Demoman, who is carrying a case of beer under his arm. The Sniper is on the backside of the monster, cleaning his Kukri. As the camera pulls back farther, the Pyro can be seen coming into the shot, who has the small bread monster darting around his legs like a puppy as they try to keep track of it.]

Bayan Pauling: Yarın…Bir ceset yığınındaki parmak izlerini bantla zımparalayacağım. İzci: Ah, hayır. Bayan Pauling: Ah! Azı dişlerini kafalarla dolu bir kutudan çıkarmama yardım edebilirsin. İzci: Buna hayır. Bayan Pauling: Cuma günü evrak çantasının alarm düğmesine basan birini öldürmem gerekti ve… ah.
[Cut to black]
Bayan Pauling: Zaten o noktada olacaksınız.
[The screen then cuts to a text with the Team Fortress 2: Free to Play logo with the sharp tolling of a bell. Another ring comes with the appearance of the text "www.teamfortress.com". The bell rings a third time and the screen blacks out again.]