Mayıs 20, 2025
Öğretmenim beni Zoom sınıfındaki (OC) ezmeye sarsarak yakaladı
Siktir et sikeyim inanamıyorum! Pekala, bugün ders alıyoruz ve aşkım her zamanki gibi düz bir atıştırmalık gibi görünüyordu. Kimse beni belden aşağı göremedi, bu yüzden ona baktım ve sarsılmaya başladım. Ben onu çekiyordum, öğretmenin sözleri bir kulağa ve tam diğerine gidiyordu. Sonra aşkım mini buzdolabından bir kola almak için kalktı, hızlı kıçının herkesin görmesi için sergilendi. O kadar sert geldim ki, bir yüzeye bir füze gibi sikimden çekildi! Benim kalın yapışkan cum benim öldürme-la-kill gömlek kapladı, tüm sınıf bakıyordu. Bildiklerini biliyordum ama kendimi temizlemek zorunda kaldım. Kalktığımda kamerayı kapladığımı sanıyordum ama tüm sınıf dört inç ihtişamıyla yarı sert dickimi gördü. Öğretmen beni sınıftan tekmeledi ve süresiz olarak askıya alındığımı bildirmek için bana PMD. Okulu ayrımcılık için dava edip edemeyeceğimi bilen var mı?
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Petition for this to be the new cock automod
Fuck fuck fuck I can’t believe it! Alright so today we’re having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher’s words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my dick like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky cum covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard dick in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?
boy sometimes being subbed to this and r/tifu is dangerous
Fuck fuck fuck I can’t bewieve it! Awwight so today we’we having cwass and my cwush was wooking wike a stwaight-up snack as usuaw. No one couwd see me fwom the waist down so I stawed at hew and stawted to jewk off. I was yanking it, I was cwanking it the teachew’s wowds wewe going in one eaw and wight out the othew. Then my cwush got up to get a cowa out of hew mini-fwidge, hew fast ass was on dispway fow evewyone to see. I came so hawd that it shot out of my dick wike a suwface-to-aiw missiwe! My thick sticky cum covewed my Kiww-Wa-Kiww shiwt, the whowe cwass was stawing. I knew they knew but I had to cwean mysewf up. I thought I had covewed the camewa when I got up but the whowe cwass saw my semi-hawd dick in aww its fouw inches of gwowy. The teachew kicked me fwom the cwass and pmd me to wet me know that I had been suspended indefinitewy. Does anyone know if I can sue the schoow fow discwimination?
Cock
Thought this was r/teenagers looking at the title
how dare you cum on kill la kill shirt
Sue the teacher for seeing a minor exposed
Fast ass
NTA your crush, your rules
Wait is this r/teenagers?
Cock
So I go to only boys school and the same thing happen very strange I guess, 2020 has it out for everyone I guess. /s
Low-key didn’t look at the sub Reddit and thought it was r/TIFU I was like omfg
Absolute brainlet didnt turn off his cam
That’s why you turn the camera off AND you put 3 layers of duct tape over your camera so that no one can see you
NTA, your crush getting up to show her ass was an invitation to nut.
Didn’t realize this was copypasta at first and I thought this was from r/tifu lmao
I feel like this came from r/teenagers
Sounds like a hentai plot
Would you really want to fight this and have the fact that you were flogging the donkey in a public place to become even more on public record?
That’s a lot of red flags op, you should get in contact with a lawyer.
I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Regrettably, I am appalled to recount a distressing incident that transpired during my virtual classroom session today. To my utmost disbelief, I was apprehended by my esteemed instructor whilst engaging in inappropriate self-gratification whilst fixated upon my object of affection, colloquially referred to as my “crush”, via the Zoom platform. It must be noted that, fortuitously, the lower portion of my physique remained obscure from their line of sight, thereby granting me the liberty to lasciviously indulge in these forbidden activities. Swayed by my unbridled desire, I commenced the abominable act of self-stimulation, causing the professor’s erudite discourse to pass through one of my ears and promptly exit through the other. At this juncture, my cherished infatuation arose from her designated area to procure a carbonated beverage from her miniature refrigerator, thus unveiling her, to the delight of all present, in a startlingly swift manner. It is with deep regret that I concede, in the apex of my climax, an exorbitantly forceful ejection of seminal fluid akin to that of an airborne missile launched from a fixed location. Consequently, this substance, viscous and adhesive in nature, besprinkled my accursed “Kill-La-Kill” garment, resulting in profound embarrassment whilst the entire assemblage maintained unwavering fixation upon my person. Albeit the knowledge that my classmates had undoubtedly discerned my untoward actions festered within, a semblance of rectitude impelled me to restore my rudimentary composure. In a futile attempt to obfuscate my actions, I endeavored to shroud the camera, albeit momentarily, as I undertook the task of rectifying the situation at hand. Regrettably, this feeble endeavor proved ineffectual, as the entirety of the class bore witness to my semi-erect phallus, which gloriously presented itself, measuring a mere four inches in length. The reverberations of this grievance were swiftly encountered, as the erudite instructor promptly expelled me from the virtual environment, accompanied by a private missive announcing my indefinite suspension. I implore any empathetic soul amongst my readership to advise upon potential avenues to redress this manifestly discriminatory treatment, as I find solace amidst thoughts of pursuing legal recourse against my educational institution.
I posted this in a group chat and my friends mom saw this and screenshoted it
Calling someone a snack is never not creepy
4 INCHES MATE
Didn’t realise the sub at first, was very confused