I just nutted. That’s right, endless semen pouring out of my cock with dopamine racing through my brain. And to top it off, I did it in November. Upset? Angry? Good, I hope you’re angry. In fact, I purposefully nutted on the 1st of November, just out of spite for you and your… challenge? Challenge? This isn’t a challenge – you not drowning in all the cum I’m going to release from my penis this November will be a challenge because there’ll be enough cum to fill all the world’s atmosphere when I’m done with this month! And December. And January – yes you silly inferior Redditor, I masturbate every single day and have done for the past five years and there is, quite literally, nothing you can do to stop me. Not only that, but I also have sex every two days and, again, there’s nothing you can do to stop me nutting this November. Day in, day out, not cumming for clout: too bad. It may even surprise you to know I’m cumming right now, this instance.