Jenga’yı yanlış oynayan insanları becer

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1. CummyBot2000

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   “YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

   Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

   Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

   “Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

   You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

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2. locnessmnstr

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   One of the best copy pastas in a while lmao

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3. BaronOfBears

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   >dumb, the fuck, asshole

   my man took a break from calling him a dumb asshole to ask him “what the fuck”

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4. owoifier

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   “YoU tOucHEd ThAt BwOcK So yOu HavE tO PuWw tHat OnE Out”

   Go fuck youwsewf, that’s not how the fucking game is pwayed, you dumb, the fuck, asshowe.

   Quoted fwom the officiaw Jenga wuwes:

   “Pwayews may tap a bwock to find a woose one. Any bwocks moved but not pwayed shouwd be wepwaced, unwess doing so wouwd make the towew faww. “

   You’ve nevew even fucking wead the wuwes have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game ovew in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a woad beawing bwock fiwst?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Weawn to wead you iwwitewate fuck.

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5. ShadowLawyer201

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   Not copypasta, too true.

   Also NTA

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6. CalebImSoMetal

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   Nigga Bepis

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7. chompythebeast

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   “Write what you know”

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8. s0ramble

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   But I think we can all agree that people who use two hands are the scum of the fucking Earth

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9. r00tdenied

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

   Someone needs to make one of these for Uno. Everyone disregards the rules for that game too.

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10. CortanasHairyNipple

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    To be fair, the instructions that come with the game are hilariously vague. My booklet simply states: “You can touch the blocks to find a loose one” on the subject. I had to go online to find your subclause.

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11. Tatermaniac

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    Does Jenga even have a rule book? I swear I have never seen a jenga rule book

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12. little_turd1234

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    This feel more like an r/offmychest than copypasta

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13. Chumpybunz

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    “YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

    Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

    Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

    “Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

    You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

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14. AxDeath

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    Somewhere I read there’s actually no official rule against steadying the whole tower with one hand, while you remove the block.

    Also, the greatest battle tactic of all, is there’s no rule that says you have to put the block back neatly on the top. You can throw it on crossways and fuck the whole thing right up.

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15. FakedNebula6302

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    My primary school in a nutshell

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16. Tantantheman12

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    Oh and also that rule about how you can use both your elbows to remove a piece or something like that

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17. Fizzy_G

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    Touch grass and let people have fun, now this is the reason why no fucking friends are around you. The only reason why you know the rules so well is because your friends are in your imaginations so you had to read every single fucking rule to fight your emptiness and loneliness. Get the rules right? Get some pussy dumbass.

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18. banjaxedW

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    But can you use 2 hands?

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19. polo61965

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:22 am

    A useful copypasta…huh

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