I have been wearing condom to bed because of a recurring wet dream.
I have been wearing condom to bed because of a recurring wet dream. When I wake up, I am surrounded by what I thought was pork fried rice. After seeing this post I now know it was the disintegrating rubber from the condoms that are 15 years old. I was too embarrassed to ask anyone and thought there was a Chinese jizz fairy who came at night and made an even trade. Not really, but it is what it is told myself as not to worry about it beyond breakfast.
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Chinese jizz fairy is not something I thought I’d ever read
I fucking knew someone would post this shit!
I JUST SAW THIS COMMENT NOT TOO LONG AGO
here’s the original
https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/s/a1uhYq7OJB
I’m gonna crash out, what in the actual fuck did I just read