I drive home naked jacking off
Not everyday but almost everyday when I leave work, I immediately slip my shoes off. As I drive, I remove all my clothing one piece at a time until I'm completely naked. If that wasn't bad enough, I roll my windows down, put my left foot on the dash and beat my meat like it owes me money. But wait, there's more. There are a couple spots on my way home that I'll pull over and finish myself off.
One is a closed service road. One is a field that, when the crops have grown up, is perfect to get out and stroke in the sun. Another is a rarely used service road. I just stop and finish. The last two are park that sometimes has a empty spot to park and play and a used but run down church that is just right to jerk off in the grass behind it.
I've had a couple close calls but most people just keep on driving. I'm worried a little that my sexcapades will elevate to the point of actually getting caught but I don't want to stop. I'm actually curious what yall think. Too much? Hot? Not? More ideas?
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Bro legit nobody wants to know that
Damn
god forbid a man have hobbies smh my head