Ethical Gooning Constitution
The Ethical Gooning Constitution:
1 It must be faithful to the source material.
2 The source material must be original and/or tasteful.
3 The acts being committed are within reason, consent and law.
4 If it is art, digital or traditional, it must be created with true passion, effort and care.
5 Taste is subjective, and the public reserves the right to chopped and fine shyts, however, the shyt must be mentally and physically of age.
6 The acts committed must not be physically or mentally harmful and unenjoyable to the fine shyt.
7 You must not goon more than twice a day.
8 The quality and necessity of your goon must be considered. Is this about to be a W fap, or a fruitless effort?
9 If the shyt is not at least shaped like a human, you should not goon to it.
10 Don't goon to scat or piss, just don't do it.
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