Cyberpunk 2077 alt bölümünde bulundu

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1. vengefulgrapes

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   I looked up what counts as a micropenis and it just said a normal penis size haha lol those idiots

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2. JoyradProcyfer

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   Cyberpenis 2.077″

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3. BenjaminBE4

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   Have you seen the “normal” option??? That thing is so humongous it would kill any woman. To even think a woman could feel pleasure from anything bigger than what the game MISTAKENLY labeled as “small” is absolutely asinine.

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4. LegitimatePenguin

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   I swear half of reddit are saying the ‘small’ is too big and the other half are saying the ‘big’ is too small

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5. EmojifierBot

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   This game 🎮👾 is so buggy 🐞 that even 🌃 the character 🔣 creator 💯 is broken 💔

   I 👁 heard 👂 that the game 🎮 had some bugs 🚐 but 🍑❌ I 👁 wasn’t expecting 🇺🇲 them to hurt 🤕 my experience 🖐 so quickly 👣🏃. I 👁 was making 🖕 my character 🔣 and I 👁 got 🉐 to the genitals 🙅‍♀️ option 👸🤽‍♀️ and gave 🎁 my character 🔣 a penis 🍆. I 👥 scrolled ⬇ through the size 🐰 option 😬 and noticed 👀 a game 🎱 breaking 💔 bug 🚐. The labels 🏢 are wrong 👎🏻 for the penises 🍆🍼. I 👁 gave 🎁 my character 😡 what was labeled 📝 as “small penis” and was surprised 😲 to find 🔍 that it was way ↕ bigger 🍆 than my real 💯 penis 🍆. This is a serious 😒 game 🎱 breaking 🔨 bug 🚐 and CD 💿📀 Project 👷 Red 🔴 needs 👉 to make 💘 fixing 👾 this issue ⚠ it’s number 🔢 one 😤 priority 🔙.

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6. serial-grapeist

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   Bruh the small option is closest to my size, I’m only 6 and the small one is like 6.5. Everything above that is fucking humongous. This is actually a sensible review.

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7. therealcocoboi

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   Nah, they just want all the young naive males to think having a big schlong is basically common so they can be miserable with their lives and spend money on penis enlargement. Kek.

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8. bigclams

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   I love this game because people are just outing their small pps to the world lol

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9. jmcmuffin22

   Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

   I wish cummy was here to witness this 🙁

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10. banmeifurgay

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    i saw something like this on a youtube stream, after 10 minutes of convincing the audience was able to make him turn nudity on so he could edit his character (girl with a dick) he would constantly be like “i’ll make the dick ten inches just be patient you horny fucks!”

    when he got there and set it to massive you clipped his mic yelling “WHAT!?”

    it was hilarious

    also not to mention the fact that he screamed when the titties came on screen unexpectedly

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11. Ninja_attack

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Why even add this to the game? What’s the point of customizing your genitals? Can you use a 24inch dong as a lasso?

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12. CocaGarty

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Cyberpunk? More like cyberpenis amirite?? More like penis punk’d cause all our dicks just got punk’d.

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13. Rico_Sosa

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Have you see the penis outside the pants bug yet?

    https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/10/22167349/cyberpunk-2077-penis-glitch-breasts

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14. litelsnekkk

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    I was also suprised that “large penis” was that short, like what am I then?

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15. CueDramaticMusic

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Why is the NSFW tag magenta now

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16. newaussiebloke

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    You can change your pube colours. I hope this includes bright colours because bi flag pubes would be comedy gold

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17. pineapple_calzone

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Fun fact: in the early days of the space program (I think Mercury, although come to think of it, it could have been as early as the U2), they were having issues with the urine collectors falling off the astronaut/pilot’s gentleman’s vegetables. Basically a tube that you slip on over your snausage, and then you pee in it. The trouble came about from the fact that they were labeled “small,” “medium,” and “large.” Obviously no hot shot pilot is gonna say he has a small dick, and they all chose large, and they kept falling off. So they had to change them to be labeled “large,” “gigantic,” and “humongous.”

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18. xxxLilJune

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Afraid of getting r/wooosh ‘d but is penis customization actually in that game. I have no intention of playing it and I genuinely can’t tell if it’s a meme or an actual feature

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19. CrazyJezuses

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    When the small penis is pre much your irl penis

    I feel so connected to V

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20. Goatbreath37

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Im not sure about the full options on the penis customization, but if I were to play cyberpunk I would make my guy white as mayo with a black dick lol. So when during a sex scene you’re like ‘woah! Who’s that black guy?!’ and the camera pans out and it’s my twink ass lol

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21. imtheonethatasked

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Link?

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22. yakult_posting

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    meow

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23. what_the_mcfrick

    Mayıs 20, 2025 - 11:21 am

    Meow

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