Temmuz 7, 2025
crashout on r/sat
yo with all due respect why is this subreddit full of nerds(not everyone tho)
plz read until the end…if ur lost this may help u figure things out….
nah but fr doe with all due respect why are ppl on this sub such nerds 💀 like no hate but some of y’all need to seriously get a life. bro gets a 1500 and says “should i retake 🥺” like sybau respectfully. some ngas get a 1550 and still cryin they didn’t hit a 1600. bro… and i see a nga saying i took the SAT one more time "for fun". NIGGA WHAT FUN go outside. touch grass. ride a bike. go to the gym. pick up a hobby. talk to a human being.
not everything in life is about school. ur acting like the SAT is life or death. like bro ur not curing cancer or solving world hunger. ur bubbling answers on a test 💀💀
and this shit ass organization collegeboard or whatever is a fucking scam. they don’t care abt u, they’re just money-hungry clowns tryna milk stressed teens for every retake possible. bluebook this, bluebook that bro go bluebook some therapy fr.
there’s ngas out there that are smarter, more creative, more successful than u will ever be and they never gave a shit abt their SAT. now i swear im kinda harsh but this is the reality dont take it personally, my intention for this isnt to bully or harass anyone
i got a 1260, and guess what? i’m still goin to uni. i play basketball. i do shit w my life. the SAT exam is so useless for u to be wasting ur whole summer on it. so imma spend my whole summer on the laptop studying for this stupid ass useless exam?? not in a billion years lmfao the fuck? like deadass, summer is for u to chill, enjoy life, recharge yet ur here dickriding collegeboard and the bluebook app 💀
this shitass exam isn’t the end of the world either. i literally took it cuz it’s mandatory, went to 2 trials and told this shi to fuck off my life. ltrly didnt even bother open this fuckass app lmao tf do they want? they want me to open this shi during MY summer? lmaoo what a joke
anyways go do real shit. make friends. join sports clubs. learn skills THAT ACTUALLY MATTER. go out more. get a girlfriend. learn how to actually be social and enjoy life instead of letting some stupid ass test define u.
u dont learn shit from the sat dawg the fuck will u learn from analyzing texts written before my great grandpa was born
do NOT waste your teenage years on this shi. you won’t be 16 or 17 again. enjoy it while it lasts. life moves fast, and no SAT score will bring those years back.
anyways if anyone needs help figuring their life out(outside of skl) i can help u out and gl everyone if its mandatory for u then take it but please for ur own sake dont make it ur nigtmare one or two trials should be enough. u dont need to get into harvard bro "my dream uni my dream uni" how is a hard uni ur dream uni u wanna be miserable even more? lmao
have a great day yall
Etiketler:
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Me after watching a single Andrew Tate video
This argument has points but you can still tell it’s written by a meathead
No this is so accurate tho. Sat didnt mean shit I barely studied and got 1180. You best believe I was not retaking that shit. They’re right tho that college board sucks ass and kids spending all their time on it is like a waste
Sat aint got shit on jee/neet
these kinds of rants are always funny as theyre basically a self report, like wdym wasting entire summer? ignorant and arrogant to presume others need as much time, or that what is challenging for them is challenging for others, and moreso to call people out based on this.
you can get 1550+ with under a few days of prep etc, and im sure theres people out there who would completely demolish this pace. theres always a bigger fish.
its like if someone with asthma and arthritis started calling out people running a kilometer or two. wtf u guys are wasting entire summers on preparing for this herculean task !! get a life ! ! !