Alexa’ma söylemem için bana çok uzun kopya makarnalar ver ki o da bunları bana tekrarlasın! :3
Ne kadar uzun oldukları umurumda değil, hala babamla yaşadığım için SFW olduklarından emin ol (küfür içerenler sorun değil)
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* Advocating Overthrow of Government
* Aggravated Assault/Battery
* Aggravated Identity Theft
* Aggravated Sexual Abuse
* Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft
* Airplane Hijacking
* Anti-racketeering
* Antitrust
* Armed Robbery
* Arson
* Assassination
* Assault with a Deadly Weapon
* Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer
* Assisting or Instigating Escape
* Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter
* Bank Burglary
* Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement
* Bank Larceny
* Bank Robbery
* Blackmail
* Bombing Matters
* Bond Default
* Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities
* Bribery Crimes
* Certification of Checks (Fraud)
* Child Abuse
* Child Exploitation
* Child Pornography
* Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness
* Coercion
* Commodities Price Fixing
* Computer Crime
* Concealing Escaped Prisoner
* Concealing Person from Arrest
* Concealment of Assets
* Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)
* Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer
* Contempt of Court
* Continuing Criminal Enterprise
* Conveying False Information
* Copyright Matters
* Counterfeiting
* Counterintelligence Crimes
* Credit/Debit Card Fraud
* Crime Aboard Aircraft
* Crimes on Government Reservations
* Crimes on Indian Reservations
* Criminal Contempt of Court
* Criminal Forfeiture
* Criminal Infringement of a Copyright
* Cyber Crimes
* Damage to Religious Property
* Delivery to Consignee
* Demands Against the U.S.
* Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce
* Destruction of an Energy Facility
* Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure
* Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
* Destruction of Corporate Audit Records
* Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials
* Detention of Armed Vessel
* Disclosure of Confidential Information
* Domestic Security
* Domestic Terrorism
* Domestic Violence
* Drive-by Shooting
* Drug Abuse Violations
* Drug Smuggling
* Drug Trafficking
* DUI/DWI on Federal Property
* Economic Espionage
* Election Law Crimes
* Embezzlement
* Embezzlement Against Estate
* Entering Train to Commit Crime
* Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
* Environmental Scheme Crimes
* Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
* Examiner Performing Other Services
* Exportation of Drugs
* Extortion
* Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
* Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
* False Bail
* False Pretenses
* False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
* Falsely Claiming Citizenship
* False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court
* False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers
* False Information and Hoaxes
* False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation
* Federal Aviation Act
* Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)
* Female Genital Mutilation
* Financial Transactions with Foreign Government
* First Degree Murder
* Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony
* Forced Labor
* Forcible Rape
* Forgery
* Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail
* Fraud Against the Government
* Genocide
* Hacking Crimes
* Harboring Terrorists
* Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement
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* Homicide
* Hostage Taking
* Identity Theft
* Illegal Possession of Firearms
* Immigration Offenses
* Impersonator Making Arrest or Search
* Importation of Drugs
* Influencing Juror by Writing
* Injuring Officer
* Insider Trading Crimes
* Insurance Fraud
* Interference with the Operation of a Satellite
* International Parental Kidnapping
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* Larceny
* Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys
* Mailing Threatening Communications
* Major Fraud Against the U.S.
* Manslaughter
* Medical/Health Care Fraud
* Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft
* Misuse of Passport
* Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents
* Molestation
* Money Laundering
* Motor Vehicle Theft
* Murder by a Federal Prisoner
* Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting
* Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility
* Narcotics Violations
* Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution
* Obstruction of Court Orders
* Obstruction of Federal audit
* Obstruction of Justice
* Obstruction of Criminal Investigations
* Officer Failing to Make Reports
* Partial Birth Abortion
* Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena
* Peonage
* Perjury
* Picketing or Parading
* Pirating
* Possession by Restricted Persons
* Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.
* Possession of Narcotics
* Possession of Child Pornography
* Private Correspondence with Foreign Government
* Probation Violation
* Product Tampering
* Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses
* Prostitution
* Protection of Foreign Officials
* Public Corruption Crimes
* Racketeering
* Radiological Dispersal Devices
* Ransom Money
* Rape
* Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion
* Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating
* Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds
* Registration of Certain Organizations
* Reproduction of Citizenship Papers
* Resistance to Extradition Agent
* Rescue of Seized Property
* Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title
* Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant
* Robbery
* Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances
* Sabotage
* Sale of Citizenship Papers
* Sale of Stolen Vehicles
* Searches Without Warrant
* Second Degree Murder
* Serial Murders
* Sexual Abuse
* Sexual Abuse of a Minor
* Sexual Assault
* Sexual Battery
* Sexual Conduct with a Minor
* Sexual Exploitation
* Sex Trafficking
* Shoplifting
* Smuggling
* Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence
* Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)
* Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing
* Subornation of Perjury
* Suits Against Government Officials
* Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant
* Tampering with Consumer Products
* Tampering with Vessels
* Theft of Trade Secrets
* Torture
* Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services
* Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)
* Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale
* Transportation of Slaves from U.S.
* Transportation of Stolen Vehicles
* Transportation of Terrorists
* Trespassing
* Treason
* Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents
* Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property
* Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction
* Vandalism
* Video Voyeurism
* Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons
* Violence at International airports
* Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity
* Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death
* Wire Fraud