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you give off chill troll vibes like you lowkey like to RDM but you read the rules and got impulse control so you would never RDM if you know what i mean. im a troll too and it makes me happy when i see you playing cuz it feels like i can play on this server too. good on you bro thank you so much

The fog is coming, t-the fog! no..~ i-it’s- mh..it’s coming! n-not inside! ou-out! p-please…A-Ah~! it-..s co-oominggg~! mmmh!- yes! yes! ahhh~!

I've just started Mathematics.

Some questions are very arousing but they aren't questions with my favorite topic, but with a topic I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable questions without climaxing. If I blow my load during a secondary topic's problem, and then my favorite topic shows up after 20 minutes, it feels like the session is effectively wasted.

Here is my current protocol:

Questions with any other topics: Passive observation, no touch.
2D geometry questions: Slo...Devamını Oku

Okay so i'm white and I got tickets to the chromokopia tour. I'm not racist in any way, have never called anyone the n word yk never been racist to anyone. But as we know in legit every song on the Chromokopia album has the n word in it as like half the lyrics. At the concert I obviously wanna jam out sing my heart out without a care in the world, is it okay to sing the n word at Tyler's concert if your white since your not directing it at anyone or using it to be racist? Has Tyler ever said anything bc I know some artists do care and some don't like they'll even make an an...Devamını Oku

ok bestie, so I got in my Kia soul and played my favorite song (anxiety by Doechi) and I grabbed my Starbucks Dubai chocolate matcha lavender latte, when my secret labubu fell and hit the concrete at the crumble cookies parking lot. i lowkey panicked but I remember I have my 204 Sonny angels in my glovebox ready to cheer me up. so to end the day in a good mood i just went to the K-pop store and buy the Gnarly album at my local BDSM LGBTQTOAIURLHTTPS+ merch area behind K-Mart (and then a blue haired pierced fat trans bisexual lesbian attack helicopter barista retail worker commiserated about st...Devamını Oku

So the biggest difference between, like, a microwave like this one, and then an air fryer is like, if you put a hamster in a microwave, it will explode, but when, if you put it in the air fryer, and that's like the big difference, it sort of just like, it like, it doesn't explode, it like, just like, sort of like fucking crumples into like a big piece of just like charred fucking shit... and it, uh... I'm sorry, what was your question?

I love when people see cute girl and think "sex object" and then point fingers and claim gooner as if it makes them a better person, not realizing their own hypocrisy. Personally, I just like pretty things, and femme boss designs and waifus are pleasant to look at. A fun mod that might get my partner to be slightly more interested in playing the game with me xD

Not like I'm one to judge, I love drawing pretty ladies. I get paid to do it on the regular, lmao.

Thanks for the mod, I'm sure it was hard to get them to work properly. No shame in 'degeneracy' from me.

I love the smell of piss on the street in summer

That hot pee smell in summer, those faint traces of cigarette smoke lingering in the air. It reminds me of my vacations in Rome and Paris and Madrid long ago. It’s a very nostalgic scent. It’s comforting and soothing. It’s one of my favorite scents.

Hi all I've been a pro edging guru for about 40 years now. I've won twelve national sperm race titles, six global edging tournaments (my best time was 23 days, 6 hours, 8 minutes and 15 seconds) and I am currently number three in the CEC US (competitive edging conference united states). Obviously I have a lot of experience in this field so I figured I'd drop my tips for maximum edging.

Monitor setup

Have a 32k 16 monitor setup. It's possible to edge with a standard mobile phone, but it's not recommended. You need to see EVERY LITTLE DETAIL on that shit, see it like you...Devamını Oku

Just to specify ages: my mother was 42, I was 18

I have always been more on the introverted side. I love dark humour (the more messed up it is, the harder I laugh), history (particularly antiquity), when I was 13, I assembled my first moped engine, and when I was 16 I made my first vacuum tube amplifier… as you can tell, what I lack in the social department, I definitely make up for it in the brains department. Growing up, and throughout high school, I didn’t have much of a social life. I had a small group of guy friends, and we’d hang out regularly, but it never really involved girls. ...Devamını Oku

i feel sick even writing this.

we’d just got back from the gym. i was in the kitchen mixing a shake. open plan studio so i could see everything. he was still in his gym gear, chatting like normal, unlacing his trainers on the sofa.

then he peeled his socks off. both of them. grey. damp at the toes. rolled them slow and brought each one to his face. not quick. not like he didn’t realise. full on pressed them into his nose and breathed in. eyes shut. proper inhale.

and the worst part is i got hard. full. thick. like my body clocked something i didn’t.

i just stood there. frozen. heart ...Devamını Oku

my name is jeremy, and this is my story:
I am a top dedicated fornite player, I once played fornite for an entire year straight without getting off the game, I shit my diaper a total of 1,592 times, and had to get a chunk of my asshole removed, but it was worth it because my account now has eight solo wins. so one day, I was in a fortnite tournament to complete for the grand prize of 27 cents, this money could change my life as that could go towards more V bucks, my parents despised that I was going to make more money than them from playing fortnite, and that I refused to get a j*b because fo...Devamını Oku

You’ve rejected my follow request. Maybe with some info about me you’ll accept.

Height: 5’9
Weight: 235lbs 💪
Country: USA🇺🇸
Religion: None
Politics: Center-right
Cock Length: 9 inches
Cock Girth: 6.35 inches
Best Feature: Glutes/Cock
Worst Feature: Side Delts
Fav Color: Purple
Fav Movie Genre: Comedy
Fav Music Genre: Country
Fav Exercise: Deadlift
Income: Medium
Nickname 1: Coke Can Greg
Nickname 2: El Guapo
Personality Type: Friendly

Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump. I’m from Mississippi. And let me tell you something — I’m not just another name on the voter roll. I am, without exaggeration, one of the most intellectually advanced beings this country has ever produced.

People hear “Mississippi” and underestimate. That’s their first mistake. Because while they’re out there playing checkers, I’m writing the rulebook for 5D chess — blindfolded, underwater, with half my brain focused on solving quantum gravity.

My support for Trump? It’s not emotional. It’s calculated. I broke down every policy, every shi...Devamını Oku

@grok Give him puppy eyes, then splatter glue all over his face, dripping all over his face, whilst sticking his tongue out and with a visible pinkish blush in the cheek area

The first lines Jackson sings are "skin head, dead head", which, to me, sounds like he is contrasting "skin head" and "dead head". Skin head is a natural penis, with the foreskin intact. Dead head is a circumcised penis, since circumcision drastically decreases sensitivity, both by removing the highly erogenous foreskin (2/3 or so of the nerves in the penis) and by leaving the glans exposed to keratinize.

Then, of course, there is the controversial "Jew me, sue me" line. Just to be clear, I am 100% opposed to antisemitism, but a lot of men who are upset...Devamını Oku

I mean, im 14 and while everyone else is getting fingered, im just here watching them.finger each other, its like when everyone is making out at a party except you, its like everywhere I look its just finger finger finger "im gonna finger youu!!" "oh look at me I got fingered" like wtf am I doing wrong to not get fingered, what is everyone doing that im not doing, Its literally free to finger someone, with just a bit of time I fingered someone. Yet noone fingered me, and honestly? Its starting to get to me. I know I know "your young u still have so much to live for the...Devamını Oku

who created Samsung? well here is the story, there were 2 brothers, Sam, and Sung one day, Sam woke up and ate a breakfast, then Sam thought to create a company, and Sam said to Sung: I want to create a company with you, what should I name it? Sung replied: hmmmm… I think I have a great idea, so your name is Sam, and Sung is my name, combine them Sam, then Sam replied: Samsung, then Sung replied: GREAT, let’s make it, that’s how Samsung was created

💣💦 BREAKING: GLOBAL DICKDOWN IN PROGRESS 🍆🌍 Iran 🇮🇷 and Israel 🇮🇱 just went from cold war 🥶 to cold raw 🍑 — and now EVERYBODY’S getting BLASTED harder than a 3-way with NATO 😩👬👬 and no safe word 🧯!!

Tehran pulled out their URANIUM THROBBER 🧨🍌 like “y’all want ENRICHMENT?” while Israel bent over the Iron Dome 🛡️🍑 like “hit it from the STRATEGIC DEPTH 💥 daddy 😏.” Now it’s just drone-on-drone action ✈️✈️ in the sky and deep bunker penetration 🏚️🔞 below.

🛢️ OIL is dripping 💦, SANCTIONS are slipp...Devamını Oku

I’m not even joking when I say 90% of the girls at my school roll their pants up 10+ times till their ass is hanging out. I live in Australia so it’s freezing cold rn and allll the girls complain that it’s too cold, like if you’re cold maybe having your ass out isn’t the best idea! The teachers don’t even care but if I or another boy wear their sports pants with formal uniform THEY CRASH OUT!

That’s all, A random person out✌️