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Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔

The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!...Devamını Oku

*inhales* 🅱️OIIII 😂🫱 He need some milk! 👌E💯If she breathes, SHE’S A TH🅾️T💯 REEEEEEEE- XD OOF 🥛 big chungus [everyone liked that] ✅You mean OUR meme *☭ sovet anthem INTENSIFIES* 😱 Keanu Reeves NOT CLICKBAIT 😂 You sir, just won the internet! 🏅 I SMELL PENNIES 🪙 Discord Reddit cringe Genshit Impact furry simp mods be like: minecraft good, fortnite bad, anime bad, tiktok bad, roblox bad 😎 *LE EPICALLY T-POSES* 😂👌💯 Drip Goku: DoUKnowDaWae Cheems that heckin doggo and Sans is Gigachad 🗿 This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito 😔 *Halo Theme...Devamını Oku

WHY WHY why are girls with stinky feet so fukcing hot just why i cant resist them i just wanna fall on my knees for them please im going insane i just wanna be forced to sniff their feet and socks and lick them clean after a month of no washing

My Girlfriend told me I cum too much and that she doesn’t like it and idk what to do. For reference, I, 24M and my gf, 23F have been together for a year and frequently have sex. I cum a lot, usually like 7-8 or more HARD ropes of cum depending on the orgasm, and my cumshots are consistently large. My gf has never been a big fan of cum, but recently it’s become an increasing issue leading to arguments and anger. We’ve tried cumming on a towel, but for any position where I’m not standing up having intercourse it still gets messy and chaotic and ruins the moment. It's so chaotic and m...Devamını Oku

You little incels have no idea what is real manhood, testosterone and a full beard, you think it’s all the people out there fighting wars, working on oil rigs, living off the land… that is kids play, it’s nothing, real man support their wife’s and their wife’s son, real man hold theirs wife’s hands during the bull coitus, I’m not afraid like a little scary boy when my wife is having a BBC party, I support her and all the gentlemen in her. That is trust, that is strength, that is how a real man works.

Good luck basement dwellers incels, I know deep down, you want to be in my sho...Devamını Oku

The brand new burger you can fuck, this burger is better than sex, you can fuck this burger, only at burger king you can stick your dick in this burger, your balls will explode guaranteed, you can cum inside, outside, and all over the new burger king burgers, this burger will make your skin soft and your asshole tight, our astrogenizing burgers will give you tits the size of basketballs and thats no cap, have it your way at burger king where your stupid asshole gets fucked six ways from sunday (i just had to do it agin)

you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much

Whenever I need to take a poop and I'm busy on a game, I will postpone the pooping by holding my leg under my ass, this feels Insanely good for some reason and I don't know why I get pleasure from holding in poop

is the poop being held at my prostate, making it feel good, or am i just weird?

Thanks

i am 15 years old and got into the roblox condo community through a friend of mine (jalen, 19) around a year ago, i started to erp with lots of people in discord servers and we would end up playing roblox condo games together and it caused me to only be able to think about the next time i can bone someone in roblox, every time im in class i cant focus on my work because ill see this one guy play roblox on my phone and ill start to get a boner from the thoughts of roblox sex in class, this caused me to fail my classes and my parents are very mad at me and can't figure out the cause of this....Devamını Oku

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Not everyday but almost everyday when I leave work, I immediately slip my shoes off. As I drive, I remove all my clothing one piece at a time until I'm completely naked. If that wasn't bad enough, I roll my windows down, put my left foot on the dash and beat my meat like it owes me money. But wait, there's more. There are a couple spots on my way home that I'll pull over and finish myself off.

One is a closed service road. One is a field that, when the crops have grown up, is perfect to get out and stroke in the sun. Another is a rarely used service road. I just stop and finis...Devamını Oku

A comprehensive guide to sex with dolphins

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will al...Devamını Oku

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I wan...Devamını Oku

using linux is like trying to figure out why your car won't start but you have to fix it and figure it out by yourself but all the mechanics you try to talk to only speak french and if you don't understand they just laugh at you and start jerking each other off in their ricer bmws and then you realize that even though all the parts are being given away for free none of them actually work without like ten other parts and like five different tools but all of your tools have been replaced with little machines that also stop working randomly and you have to read a whole instruction manual ...Devamını Oku

My 13 year old daughter has been recently taking cucumbers out of the refrigerator and into her bedroom, and then returning them to the fridge later on, and the oddest thing is that they are all wrinkled and squished after they are returned. I asked her once what she was doing and she said that she was going to eat it and then decided she didn't want it anymore and when I asked why it was squished she said she didn't know. The next day I made my famous cucumber salad and my husband said it tasted different this time, personally I thought it tasted like chemicals or lotion or something ...Devamını Oku

Sometimes ill pinch my foreskin shut when Im peeing and release a charge-attack. Ive always called them piss missiles!

why do furries draw the pussy so strong. so the cat is in leggings but i can see the butthole wrinkles and the labia folds? if leggings clung to me like that it would hurt. gripping on the sphincter and shit. get real

oh poor baby 🥹🥹 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥹🥹 yeah 🥹🥹 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it? you're a moron?? do you need chatgpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥹🥹

You know when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrasing. I mean like...weirdly embarrassing. ...Devamını Oku

Why is it that on Facebook, pictures of anime girls in lingerie always have such exaggerated tits? I mean, a rack can be a lovely thing to admire on a young woman, but they all look like they're competing with Dolly Parton (or the Japanese equivalent thereof). The bras are often too small as well. Tiny little things. And besides that, most of the action happens between the legs, not up top. Personally speaking, I'm not the kind of person to be playing with a woman's breasts when making love. I respect the woman too much. The upper body should be focused on making the woman feel car...Devamını Oku