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Hey Reddit, I need some straightforward opinions here to figure out if I messed up big time. So, here's the story: My wife and I are going through some tough financial times (not really), and we had an agreement to be cautious with our spending.

However, I stumbled upon a rare Shrek TV on Facebook Marketplace, and as a massive Shrek fan, I couldn't resist the temptation. The issue is that my wife explicitly told me not to make this purchase given our financial situation. But, I decided to be stubborn and went ahead anyway, spending $2,000 on the Shrek TV despite her objections.

Now...Devamını Oku

Karai Kasang dai hku yaw shada ai majaw, nta hpe makawp maga na matu musket langai mi hpe madu da u. N hkru n kaja ai masha mali gaw nye a nta de shang wa ai. "Hpa nat rai ta?" Ngai wig hte Kentucky sinat hpe rim la ai zawn. Shawng na masha wa hpe golf ball daram kaba ai hka htung langai mi hpe gap dat u, shi gaw dai shara kaw nan si mat sai. Lahkawng ngu na masha wa a ntsa e nye a pistol hpe gang je kau nna, shi hpe tsep kawp n dum mat ai, hpa majaw nga yang, dai gaw smoothbore rai nna htingbu wa a gwi hpe hkra ai majaw re. Ngai gaw bum ntsa e jung da ai tsabyi si hte hpring ai lakn...Devamını Oku

if you don’t know what human centipede is it’s basically 3 (or more) people attached ass-to-mouth, one continual digestive system.

so basically i would turn sukugoge (sukuna x gojo x geto) into a human centipede, gojo in the front (because he’s my favorite and i want to feed him period blood) geto in the middle, and sukuna in the back! I would remove sukuna and geto’s teeth with a hammer but not gojos because he’s in the front and I want him to bite me. I’d also break their knees or whatever that surgeon did in the first movie.

my precious baby gojo would only be fed the finest ...Devamını Oku

Hi friends, I wanted to share an important update in my Nofap journey

This is my 3rd day of NoFap, and the results are amazing!

I decided to quit all of my "quick dopamine" habits 3 days ago. These included - masturbating, smoking, alcoholism, domestic violence, binging TV series and YouTube.

I have tried quitting some these habits in the past, but since the results would often be disappointing, I would relapse

But now that that I have added masturbation into the fray of my War against "quick dopamine" habits, things are finally looking promising

My sleep schedule has ...Devamını Oku

I have masturbated probably 2 times a day on average for the past 19 years. Let’s just round up to 14,000 times for sake of argument.

Every female I’ve worked with, spent any amount of time around or nearby, or had more than one interaction with who was also a 5/10 or better, I’ve probably masturbated thinking about.

Edit: oh I didn’t realize I was the only man on earth who masturbated to people he knew. Yall just doing it to pornstars? I’m disappointed in YOU.

Before you attack me, I want you to know that I don't act on my thoughts. I don't talk to undersge girls. I would never even touch one. But I can't help fantasizing about them if I see one who attracts me. I used to have a foreign neighbor. I don't know her age but I guess around 14 years old. I never even talked to her, I don't even know her name,especially because of the language barrier. A guy from her family (or a friend, not sure) madr me understand she likes me. Even my mother noticed this. Please do not attack me. I have no control over my thoughts and fantasies, onl...Devamını Oku

my goofy ahh uncle made an omnicidal bobot that was originally designed to generate free robux but now its lost its marbles because my uncle accidentally put his gooning stash from his shitty 2009 dell laptop onto the robots cpu and now its blowing up russian panel apartments and recruiting young gopniks to find and kidnap my goofy ahh uncle because he also lost his marbles after he literally lost his marbles that his grandpa gave him in world war two and decided to goon to niche fruits ai, and than he went to hide in an abandoned dennys dumpster in which five naked molerats were having an org...Devamını Oku

I've been sick for the past 2 weeks and because of that, I've had more free time before I go to college. But my 9 year old sister needed to get something from my room and saw a porn video thumbnail on my phone and said I was "sus" according to her. I told her it was an inappropriate advert and she shouldn't have seen it. But now I'm worried it will be stuck in her mind, I feel ashamed she saw it. I don't know what to do now

wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-sig...Devamını Oku

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OKAY LISTEN UP SHEEPLE 🚨🍔🌈

THEY ARE LITERALLY PUMPING GAY SERUM™ 💉🌈 STRAIGHT INTO THE BURGERS AT MCDONALD’S 🍟🍔. YOU THINK THAT BIG MAC IS JUST BEEF?? WRONG ❌🐄 IT’S A HORMONE COCKTAIL DESIGNED TO REPROGRAM YOUR DNA 🧬✨.

EVER WONDER WHY MCDONALD’S IS ON EVERY CORNER?? 🏙️ IT’S NOT FOR “CONVENIENCE” 🚫 IT’S A MASS DISTRIBUTION NETWORK 🛰️ FOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROL. BILLIONS OF BURGERS = BILLIONS OF DOSES 🤯. YOU ORDER A HAPPY MEAL, THEY’RE SMILING BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU’RE EATING A RAINBOW PILL IN PATTY FORM 🌈🍔💊.

THE SIGNS ARE ...Devamını Oku

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I have a few stories i want to tell to make young men stop nutting but i want to make it actually good and not preachy.

I feel like theres alot that can go in this topic without it being too inappropriate. I think with soical media, its easier then ever to nut to someone and the right story can stop that.

With the male lonliness problem more and more men are turning to overly nutting as a coping mechanism

These stories also have different genres like syfi, horror, fantsy, time travel.

Some of the stories ive written so far are.

Nut paradox. There's an abandon shack in the woods next ...Devamını Oku

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A corporation poured decades of time and hundreds of millions of dollars into R&D to create a chemical that forces a human to say "real."

And then some researchers had to get together to figure out what would be the most convenient form for a person to consume said chemical. And they arrived at... a powder. And judging by the picture, it requires quite a bit of powder for the chemical to activate.

Then they mass produced said powder and sold it in the same cardboard boxes that Kraft Mac & Cheese comes in. And they named the product, "powder that makes you say &...Devamını Oku

Do you believe in god? Once a upon a time, mankind believed in god and had religions. They believed that things cannot be solved by human strength are the will of god, believed that the entire universe revolved around the earth though that place that connected with the sky which they could not dare to reach was the place where god lives... From that moment humanity left the universe, we all forgot about god. But... if belief in god was human, if all I could do as a human is to believe... My god, my universe.

Lift weights and get so huge that no one can deny your alpha status. Once you achieve your 700lb, 0 body fat physique, use your superhuman strength to crush anyone who questions your social dictatorship. Continue on your egocentric conquest until you become president of the United States. Once you hold office, enact an executive order that will establish you as the king of the US, no one will dare to rebel against your pure alpha mentality, literally everyone will be beta compared to you. As the president, begin your worldwide takeover. This will take several decades so you will invest billion...Devamını Oku

I really liked that butt plug. I haven't been able to use it again since I'm kind of afraid to and it feels kind of gross. Is it safe for me to use it again or should I just toss it out since it's been on another person's ass?

If I can keep it what steps should I follow to disinfect it?

I made him take STD exams before having sex with him but still I don't feel secure using it.

Edit: I come here with doubts, and I all I get back is mockery! I will not stand this humiliation.

Jk. I'm so fucking stupid. I realize it now. Clown on me all you want. I deserve it.

I just kinda hate everyone - the radicals, capitalists, right wing, left wing, conspiracists, feminists, incels, vegans, carnivores, govt, religious/theist people, atheists, queer and trans, moral gurus, astrologers, liberals, degenrates, conservatives, philosophers, ignorant sceince experts, redditors, 4chan, tiktok, instgram, capitalism, boomers, enlightened people, human flesh, anti AI people etc etc...they all just ruined everything from cosmic to quantum scale.

for elimination of the operation 😜
will go in our operatiooonnn 😤

if america acts against afghan nation 😳
we keep them in target by our operation 😠☝️
if they want 🫣 to secure their nation 🦅
they shouldn’t act against afghan nation ☝️

Americas are terrorist nation 😠👽
They collect funds for killing other nations 😱✡️✡️

COMGRATULAATIONN CONGRATIONNNS 🗣️👏

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already u...Devamını Oku