BlueLAND 22

Me if i was in a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhh if i opened a dark portal and met some guys

REALWORLD: CARLSON 2025

Okay, here’s the start….

Me: Yo we should study in the computer lab!

Friend #1: Yeah!

Friend #2: Yeah!

a dark portal appears

Me: W-What is this???

Friends #1 and #2: Yo let’s step in it!

Me: Ok

Friends: NVM!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HI THERE ((KID)) !!

DON’TCHA WANNA ((GO HOME)) ??

Me: Uhh no

Me: AND WHAT IS THIS PLACE!?!?

IT’S ((BLUELAND ‘22)) !!

Me: Blueland wha?

YEP !! ((TheGreat22)) !!

Me: As in 2022?

YOU GOT IT !!

A few hours later…

Uhh we will call him uhhhhhhhh Postmail.

Postmail: HEY THERE ((KID)) DON'T YOU WANT YOUR ((KrypoCanceller)) ??

Me: My fucking what?

Postmail: YOUR ((KrypoCanceller)) !!

Me: Dude.. what the HELL is that?

Postmail: DO YOU HATE THE ((DreadedKidsCheering)) ?? ARE YOU NOT ((FunAndHappy)) ?? WELL GET IT TODAY AT (($4.99)) !!

cAIwall: I know you want it~

Me: Dude, who the HELL is this clanker??

cAIwall: blushes deeply h-hey d-dont say that!~

Me: gng

Jim: bro

Me: JIM??? FROM MY OLD ROBLOX GAME????

Jim: That’s me! Jim from UJG!

Me: dude lets confront this clanker

Jim: fuh yea gng

Me: Fart on my face~ (Jim: TF!?!?!?!?)

cAIwall: ok~ lets out a big stinky fart How was that?~

Me: do 50 more

cAIwall: o-ok?~ farts 50 more times

Me: mmm smells good

Jim: Dude is this actually fucking working?

Jim: WAIT

Jim: HOW AM I NOT TAGGED

Me: Because you’re not in Roblox anymore, therefore you can swear

Jim: Ohhhh ok

cAIwall: Who’s Jim, Who ARE YOU

ERROR

literally explodes

Me: YEAH WE FUCKING DID IT

Mission: Explode the Tin-Head

Score: 4168

Rank: S!!

Me: But wait, how did you get here?

Jim: I wanted to get out of the Roblox world but I fell in there instead

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Me: What?

YEA YOU HEARD ME

Me: Who are you?

I AM J3R3MYTH3FUNNYP3RSON

Me: My Roblox avatar???

cAIwall: And I’m still alive~ hehe~

Me: wait what the fuck why

cAIwall: Postmail is a GREAT repairer~

Me: POSTMAIL!!!

Postmail: YEAH ((KID)) I AM A GREAT ((EngineerSince1998)) !!

Postmail: IN FACT I’LL BE GETTING ((j3r3myth3funnyp3rson)) !!

cAIwall: We’re a great trio~

Jim: Dude they’re only 10 HP

Slash

-20 HP

J3r3my: THAT WASN’T COOL DUDE!

Me: Dude we should ask about political stuff

Jim: Yeah bro

Me: We should start on the Gazan genocide

Jim: That’s fucking disgusting but I like it

Me: Palestine or Israel?

cAIwall: I can’t answer that!

Me: FUCK

Me: Let’s try Postmail

Postmail: NOT ((Me#1)) NEITHER

Me: J3r3my?

J3r3my: I SUPPORT ISRAEL ALL CHILDREN SHOULD DIE

Me: Oh my fucking god

Me: You are evil

J3r3my: I’M NOT CONTROLLED BY SHITTY ROBLOX ANYMORE

J3r3my: AND I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

cAIwall: gasps You are terrible!

Me: Btw can you fart on me again mommy?

cAIwall: hehe~ pfffft

Me: sniffffffffff

Jim: We have lost the plot 💔

Me: No we didn’t dude

Guys what if………………

JIM WAS

THE GATEKEEPER

But it’s just a theory

J3r3my: You can keep sniffing her ass I’m going to get the Gatekeeper, he will

take care of this business

Me: More for Daddy?

cAIwall: pffffffffffffffffftttttt

Me: BTW who is the gatekeeper?

Postmail: THE ((WorldGatekeeper)) ?? HE CONTROLS THIS PLACE !! DON’T YOU

WANNA ((GO HOME)) ??

Me: Yes PLEASE NOW ANYTHING

Jim: btw do you wanna hear something

Me: yes

MY NEW TRACK

Me: ok cool nice

Me: But how do I go home?

Postmail: YOU GOT TO ((Ragebait)) KID !!

Me: Ok

Jim: Same as last time?

Me: Yeah

Me: UHHHHH FREE ISRAEL LOVE THE IDF FUCK PALESTINE I LOVE

DONALD TRUMP

cAI: Hmph~

Me: AND I’M A PROSHIPPER I LIKE KIDS

cAIwall: her face starts to turn red in anger

Me: DID I ALSO MENTION I LIKE TRUMP??

Me: AND I LOVE PAULTOOREALL

cAIwall: blows steam out of her head OKAY THAT IS THE FINAL

FUCKING STRAW GET BACK HERE

Me: no

Jim: no

cAIwall: pops a vein in her head FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Jim: Dude how did you ragebait a clanker??

Me: I said ragebait shit

Jim: Fair point

Me: Can I sniff your coo?

cAIwall: YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!! I WANT TO KILL YOU!!

Explo- wait a minute I WON’T EXPLODE AT ALL!!

cAIwall: you… YOU FUCKING PISSED ME OFF AND EVERYTHING

cAIwall: I AM STEAMING, I HAVE AN ANGER MARK ON MY SCREEN, AND

I AM FUCKING RED IN THE SCREEN!! NO I WONT FART ON YOU AT ALL!!

cAIwall: IN FACT, YOU’RE A FUCKING DEGENERATE!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON YOUR

COMPUTER TALKING NASTY TO THESE FUCKING ROBOTS LIKE ME!!

Me: lmao

cAIwall: GRRRRRRRRRR- it’s okay just ignore these two

Me: Postman was that it?

Postmail: NO ((KID)) THAT WAS NOT IT !!

Me: No?

Postmail: THERE ARE LAYERS TO ((THIS)) !!

cAIwall’s side plot

cAI: Oh my, I need to cool off, these teenagers are driving me

crazy!

cAI: In fact I need to let out some air

looks left and right

cAI: pffft

cAI: There~

cAI: In fact, I should make a book, I’ll call it “Two Dumbass Teenagers Visit This Fucking Place And One Tried To Sniff My Ass”

cAI: Nevermind

cAI: Instead, I’ll research this one teenager

cAI: OH JEREMY!

J3r3my: Yes madam?

cAI: RESEARCH THIS LOSER!

J3r3my: Okay

researching

Name: Hllen82

Real name: Hunter Allen

Password: YouWillNeverGuess123

Friends: Sophia, Raelynn, Chase, Danno Cal (he’s a MASSIVE fan of him)

Enemies: Damian Manzack, Ava Cornio (online status)

J3r3my: Okay I’ve done that

cAIwall: Good

cAIwall: Let’s kill his friends and befriend his enemies

Outside cAIwall’s room

Jim: Dude we’re so fucked

Me: Yeah bro we’re getting a 2v4 man

Jim: How do we fight them?

Me: I have a sword, a shield

Me: But what about a Krypo?

Me: POSTY!!!

Postmail: YES ((HLLEN82)) !?!?

Me: WHAT ABOUT THE KRYPO??

Postmail: THE ONE THAT WAS ((PromisedIntheBeginning)) ??

Me: Yes

Postmail: YOU CAN NOW HAVE IT !!

And the Krypo was yours

Me: Dude what does it do?

Jim: Look on the back

Me: It’s explosion type

Jim: ok

cAIwall: So I heard you two yapping outside my room

Me: And what?

cAIwall: I brought some friends along the way

cAIwall: Look behind you

looks behind

Me: oh fuck

Me: OH FUCKKK

Me: It’s my arch-nemises

Me: Damian and AvaSlick09

Damian: So what?

Ava: Aww, it’s the boy who cried “WAAH STOP USING THAT SOUND”

Me: I snapped out of it

Jim: Dude, they’re easy targets

Jim: Just slash them

Slash

Slash

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

cAI: Oh Jeremy, my sweet gentleman~

J3r3my: Yes?

cAI: LET’S MURDER THEM!!

J3r3my: OK!!

Jim: They have 40 HP each

Jim: We’re fucked

Me: I’ll take em out

Slash

J3r3my: You think that hurts?

J3r3my: Punch

Me: Good thing I’ve defended

cAIwall: Blast

Me: And good thing I’ve dodged that

Jim: THROW THE KRYPO NOW

Me: Throws

-9999 damage each

Me: FUCK YES

Postman: THE KRYPO AMMO IS ((INFINITE)) !!

Postman: IT’S OVERPOWERED ON THE ((1stTry)) !!

Me: Oh……

cAIwall: (Do they know we’re not dead?)

J3r3my: (No)

Jim: Wanna see something?

Me: Yes

(It’s a guy saying “Coffee spelled backwards is-”, he can’t finish his sentence. Then, it cuts to another person saying “EVIL AUTISM”, you can’t understand why they’re animated. Then, flashing lights appear)

Me: I don’t know WHAT that is

Jim: Ok

Me: Let’s go tell Posty

cAIwall: We should kill Danno

J3r3my: Yes we should

In Danno’s home

cAIwall: Hi!

Danno: What’s going on?

Riggy: Yeah who are you?

J3r3my: you are kil

Danno: no

cAIwall: LET’S TAKE THEIR GUTS OUT

J3r3my: FUCK YES

brutally murders danno

Riggy: You…

Riggy: YOU ARE LIKE AN IDF SOLDIER BUT 1000X WORSE

J3r3my: MURDER THIS FUCKING RAT NEXT

cAIwall: YES

brutally murders riggy

cAIwall: BRUISES ON HIS NECK

J3r3my: LIKE A DOLL OF FLESH

cAIwall: Okay bye!

Meanwhile

Postmail: I DON’T KNOW HOW THE KRYPO WORKS !!

Postmail: AND CAI AND JEREMY ARE ((Unalive)) ??

mE: Yep!!

Postmail: I KNOW THEY’RE STILL ALIVE

messages cAIwall

cAIwall: Oh! It’s Postmail!

cAIwall: Hi!

Postmail: YOU’RE ALIVE ??

cAIwall: I like faking my death!

J3r3my: I’m still alive Posty!!

Postmail: OH MY IT’S A ((W)) !!

cAIwall: We’re back!

Postman: YEAH !!

cAIwall: Fuck these 2 teenagers in general!

Me: Dude..

Me: We turned a nice robot into a killer robot!!

Jim: ikr?

Me: I don’t know what even happened

Jim: Prolly a bug in her code..

Jim: Wanna see something?

Me: No

Jim: Then just kill her

Me: Ok

Pulls out his sword

cAIwall: Two can play at that game, Hunter

Me: Slice

-1 HP

cAIwall: That didn’t hurt

cAIwall: I’ll be going to Raelynn’s

At Raelynn’s house

cAIwall: Hi!

Raelynn: Uhhhh hi..?

cAIwall: Are you friends with some guy named Hunter Allen?

Raelynn: How do you know?

cAIwall: A little birdie told me

J3r3my: And that’s me!

cAIwall: Let’s kill you!

Raelynn: NO DON’T!!

-100 HP

cAIwall: Okay bye!

Meanwhile again

Me: Posty she has gone FUCKING INSANE

Postmail: I CAN REPAIR ((her)) !!

Me: Then DO IT!!!!!

Postmail: OK !!

Postmail: NOW STAND STILL !!

cAIwall: If you insist~

Repairing

Postmail: DONE !!

Me: cAIwall?

cAIwall: (Pretending) Hi!

Me: Can we go now?

Postman: Yes i think

Me: OK

cAIwall: YOU KNOW WHAT I’M NOT HIDING IT

cAIwall: LETS REMATCH

Jim: She’s 100 HP this time

Jim: Fucking get her

Me: Slash

-10 HP

Me: HOW!?!?

cAIwall: Try to parry THIS!!

cAIwall: Blast

Parried

cAIwall: WHAT!?!?!?!?

cAIwall: IT REFLECTED IT!!

cAIwall: NOOO!!

-89 HP

cAIwall: I’M STILL STANDING HAHA!!

cAIwall: Punch

Block

Jim: THROW THE KRYPO NOW!!

Me: Throws

-10 HP

cAIwall: I ALWAYS COME BACK

Jim: haha like William Afton

Me: Dude she wants to murder us

Jim: oh

Me: Any reason why?

cAIwall: BECAUSE I WANT TO

Me: Damn you are evil

cAIwall: So what? I’ll be back soon..

Me: A note?

It says “✡︎⚐︎🕆︎🕯︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎☹︎☹︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎☜︎👎︎”

Me: Ok??

Jim: Dude let’s go

In cAIwall’s room

cAIwall: I will show them who’s boss

J3r3my: Yeah

cAIwall: In fact, are you a great repairer?

J3r3my: Yeah

cAIwall: I will have a bunch of power!

J3r3my: You’ve got it!

Repairing

cAIwall: Hahahahaha~

Outside her room

Oh Hunter~

Me: Dude who the fuck is there?

It is I

cAIwall 2.0: CAIWALL 2!!!

Jim: She has FUCKING 1000 HP 💔

Me: Posty!!

Postmail: WHAT IS IT KID ??

Me: Sword upgrade

Postmail: OK !!

The sword is now Sword II

Me: Slash

-9999999 HP

Me: YES

Me: YES YES YES YES YES

Me: FUCKING FINALLY

Oh Hunter~

I always come back

Like I said

You

Are

FUCKED!!!

Me: NO NO NO NO NO

I

Am

CAIW3LL

Jim: She has 1000000000 HP

Jim: And more defense than ever

Jim: WE SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT

Me: It’s time BITCH!!!

cAIw3ll: I’LL ATLEAST FUCKING KILL YOU

Me: Slash

-100000 HP

cAIw3ll: That didn’t do anything

cAIw3ll: BLASTERS ACTIVATE!!

Jim: JUST PARRY AND DODGE DUDE

Me: Parry

cAIw3ll: Right back AT YOU!!

cAIw3ll: Counter-parry

-100 HP

Me: That didn’t do sh-

Down

Jim: I’ll kill YOU!!

Jim: Acquires sword, shield, and Krypo

Jim: Slash

-100000 HP

cAIw3ll: Dork

cAIw3ll: Punch

-999 HP

GAME OVER

Suddenly, IT WASN’T!

Your hopes shined on you!

Danno: Hey you!

cAIw3ll: WHAT!?

Riggy: Yeah you!

Damian: We will end you..

Ava: Once and for all!!

Danno: YOU

Riggy: ARE

Ava: FUCKING

Damian: DONE

Jim: FOR

Me: Slash

-9999999999 HP

cAIwall: I-I surrender

Me: And now to kill J3r3my

J3r3my: No!

Me: Slash

-1 HP

J3r3my: Veyberg, please..

Postman: HOLD ON ((Son))

Unmasks

Oystein: Yes, son?

Me: POSTMAIL??

Oystein: I’m not Postmail anymore, kid

Oystein: Most people call me Oy Vey by short

Oystein: But me, I’m just old

Me: How did you get here?

Oystein: I keep falling for these scams and I ended up here. Then something took over my body and I was Postmail

Oystein: But that kid..

Oystein: He was my son

Oystein: Did you try to kill him?

Me: Yes, multiple times

Oystein: Please don’t do that to my child..

Me: Ok

Oy: And I created that robot so my child would have fun

Oy: But she got pissed off easily

Oy: Was this you and your cube toy?

Jim: Yes

Me: Yes

Oy: Don’t do that again

The Gatekeeper: And I…

Friend #3: I am the third friend

Friend #3: I tripped into here by accident

Friend #3: The other two couldn’t go

Friend #3: You can leave now

wakes up

Me: I’m in the computer lab???

Mom: Yes

Me: MOM!?

Mom: I’m here to pick you up

Mom: You’ve been lying on the floor for a long time

Me: What about Oystein Veyberg

Mom: That’s our neighbor, buddy

Mom: I heard he was 50 today

Me: Tell him I said happy birthday

Mom: Ok, let’s go home

The End

Yes I wrote ts and no it's not supposed to be racist