Imagine a smoke sesh with the Pokemon starters
Bro imagine a weed smoking sesh with the three Pokemon starters… grab some sticky bud freshly plucked from bulbasaur – yo thanks my brotha. Roll up a fat af blunt – ey yo charmander can I get a light? He lights it up with his tail (so sick) puff puff ey thanks little homie. Then absolutely fucking the shit out of Squirtle
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So Tokemon instead of Pokemon? Hashmander instead of Charmander. Tokachu? Seems legit.