List of Reddit-isms

– “Thank you, kind stranger!”

– “You, sir, have won the internet for today!”

– “Take my upvote” or “Have an upvote”

– “This” or “This. So much this.” (when replying to something they agree with)

– “I just spit out my coffee”

– “Invisible sky daddy” (typically in reference to the Christian God)

– “Bootlicker”

– “Fascist”

– “Bigot”

– “Nazi”

– “Genocide”

– “Two things can be true at once” or “Two things can be true at the same time”

– “Not my proudest fap!”

– “Sigh. *unzips pants* This’ll have to do…”

– “Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ____.”

– “Won’t somebody think of the shareholders? /s”

– “FAFO”

– “Fucked around, found out”

– “I also choose this guy’s wife”

– “This math isn’t mathing”

– “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

– “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…”

– “That’s… not how it works. That’s not how any of this works”

– "Um dude…"

– "It's almost as if…" or “It’s almost like…”

– "Maybe, just MAYBE…"

– "My guy" or “my dude”

– "I'll take ____ for 500 Alex"

– “[George Carlin quote]”

– “What an odd thing to say.” (in response to a statement you don’t like)

– “I’m going to get downvoted for this, but…” (insert popular opinion)

– “Came to the comments for this”

– “Can’t believe I had to scroll this far”

– “____ and it’s not even close” (Note: it’s usually close)

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  1. TaxComprehensive6201
    Ekim 27, 2026 - 7:34 pm

    have a reddit gold kind stranger!

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  2. MockeryAndDisdain
    Ekim 27, 2026 - 7:34 pm

    ☑ Yes

    ☑ This

    ☑ ಠ_ಠ

    ☑ Came here to say this

    ☑ Logged in just to upvote this

    ☑ I know this will never be seen but…

    ☑ I found this gem…

    ☑ This will be downvoted to hell/buried but…

    ☑ An upvote for you, good sir

    ☑ You are a gentleman and a scholar

    ☑ You magnificent bastard

    ☑ Someone give this man reddit gold

    ☑ Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    ☑ Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming

    ☑ That escalated quickly

    ☑ To the top with you!

    ☑ Lost it at ____

    ☑ This is why we can’t have nice things

    ☑ Faith in humanity restored

    ☑ Whoa / mind = blown

    ☑ Manly tears were shed

    ☑ Cutting onions

    ☑ I know that feel, bro

    ☑ Right in the feels

    ☑ Risky click

    ☑ Shots fired

    ☑ Nailed it

    ☑ You. I like you

    ☑ I regret that I only have one upvote to give

    ☑ Tree fiddy

    ☑ Was not disappointed

    ☑ Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?

    ☑ What did I just read?

    ☑ Da fuq?

    ☑ YOU HAD ONE JOB

    ☑ I can’t fap to this

    ☑ Cakeday

    ☑ What are you doing, stahp

    ☑ For science

    ☑ That’s enough internet for me today

    ☑ Would not bang

    ☑ x/10 would (not) Y

    ☑ What is this I don’t even?

    ☑ How is this WTF?

    ☑ Circlejerk must be leaking

    ☑ Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym

    ☑ Said no one ever

    ☑ I have the weirdest boner right now

    ☑ /thread

    ☑ My first post

    ☑ Edit: wow I can’t believe my top comment is about _______

    ☑ EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!

    ☑ EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!

    ☑ Are you me?

    ☑ Directions unclear – dick stuck in _______

    ☑ I laughed way harder than I should have

    ☑ It’s almost like Reddit is thousands of different people with thousands of different opinions.

    ☑ Plot twist: _____

    ☑ Step one: be attractive. Step two: don’t be unattractive.

    ☑ Broken Arms – Mom jerked him off

    ☑ ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____ / etc

    ☑ Something involving sex with “your mom”

    ☑ dat _______

    ☑ ______ as fuck

    ☑ This is bullshit – you’re oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything to the discussion.

    ☑ Not with that attitude

    ☑ [_______ INTENSIFIES]

    ☑ #rekt

    ☑ She wants the D

    ☑ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    ☑ *tips fedora*

    ☑ /r/bestof

    ☑ .

    ☑ sigh *unzips pants*

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