Ekim 20, 2026
I found out a unique method of shitting that’s probably destroying my rectum
I found out a unique method of shitting that's probably destroying my rectum
Lately my belly has been feeling full of air and shit every time, and when I poop it doesn't relieve me.
Additionally, when I bidet (yes I'm from a civilized country) I do wet farts and those lead to an unshit shit, so I either have to shit in the bidet (otherwise it goes back up) or I have to stasis that shit while I move my ass back to the toilet and shit it. That's usually followed by a wet fart again (which feels kinda good ngl) and then nothing.
So then the loop continues: I put some soap on my hands, wash my anus, and I clean slightly inside as well (because usually my shits aren't super solid, and I don't want a ninja mini-shit sneaking up in my butthole and being released every time I fart). So I scoop it out, and it often reveals that the mini-ninja shit is actually the tip of a huge shit iceberg that just won't come out, so I kinda scoop it out with a finger sometimes and throw it in the toilet like a fish being released back into the ocean.
I also found out that soap is an excellent lubricant, so I can effectively scoop out those mega shits out of my rectum, or facilitate their exit so I can change seats and shit them out in the toilet. I also found a technique which basically amounts to lightly tapping my anus with a hand and a water stream running onto it. It basically acts as an enema, so a wet fart comes out which leads to a shit.
Another method is pulling my anus apart with two fingers, which leads to a crazy fart which once again starts a new shitting cycle. This one is crazy effective and doesn't require any fingers inside the butthole, so I guess even novices can attempt this one.
The more I rinse and repeat, the softer the shits are, which makes me think I'm artificially pulling undeveloped shits out of my rectum, as if I found some kind of shit exploit, or as if I'm beta-testing Shitting 2, with deeper mechanics.
Does any of this make sense? Do others do that too? Is any of this normal? Will it harm my rectum in the long run? Will I ever shit normally?
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THIS IS WORSE THAN THE POOP KNIFE
Whoever orginally posted this needs to see a doctor thats insane
>so I guess even novices can attempt this one.
Shit iceberg
Sean?
Why did I keep reading 😳