In America, heart surgeon
In America, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Elon Musk need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Elon Musk die! Internet very mad! I hide, change name, start over. No english, no job, no nothing. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, nice car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill Elon Musk on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
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