Hello, this is based department speaking
Hello, this is based department speaking, What? A tomboy? Who likes epic men's video games like GTA? (Grand Theft Auto) AND drinks epic men's energy drinks like powerade!?! (who doesn't!) uh, yeah, NTA. A situation THIS wholesome should be classified as a 6.4 chunguses of basedess, but you know what, lets round it up to 6.9 for extra nice. (The chungus based scale is an logarithmic scale, so a 6.9 is for extra nice. for context, Fortnite (cringe!) would be -1) Anyhow, thank you, kind stranger, for reporting this based 100 woman anomaly. As compensation, you will be receiving reddit gold.
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