I did it, I’m CIRCUMCISED!
I used a magic spell which first tied up the foreskin to easily be overhanging by an inch and a half. Then, the magic spell grabbed an ultra-sharp obsidian blade and absolutely annihilated the skin in a clean swipe below the base of the head.
The skin FLEW away like a violent robber having his ski mask ripped off. Now, the penis didn’t even have a physical ability to cover its head no matter how hard I tried to push the skin up.
The meatus, now physically incapable of being covered, began to talk shit about me like a pair of lips knowing I couldn’t smother it with anything anymore.
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Why am i even here
But can you undo it?