Does anyone else randomly wake up in the middle of the night and do the weirdest grossest shit, then fall back to sleep?
This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned
When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3AM feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep
I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those
I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any THC. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that
Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?
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